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cidliz2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:46 PM
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No Nativity Scene on the White House Lawn this year!

PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH HAS ISSUED A STATEMENT THAT THERE WILL BE
NO NATIVITY SCENE ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN THIS YEAR.

This is not due to a challange on religious or constitutional grounds.

They ( the administration ) simply have not been able to find three wise men
and a virgin in the nations Capitol.

There was no problem however finding enough asses to fill the stable.


Sorry if this is a repeat
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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:01 PM
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1. They drafted Baby Jeesus!
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talk hard Donating Member (549 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:04 PM
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2. Well, there's always Cheezus.
They can put the grilled cheese sandwich in the manger.

OK, so I'm an irreverent heretic.
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LittleClarkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 02:39 AM
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11. Gouda is good
I'm an irreverent Lutheran. Glad ta meetcha.
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PrisonerLazy8 Donating Member (88 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:20 PM
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3. Got any more for all the other religions?
Or is this religion the only one acceptable for jokes?
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:21 PM
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4. it's a joke, for goodness sake
a joke!!

an f'ing joke!!!!!
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cidliz2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:53 PM
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5. If you are so worried, make up one!
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PrisonerLazy8 Donating Member (88 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:57 PM
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6. Not worried at all
I'm not very good at making fun of peoples religion either.
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Ima Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 11:13 PM
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7. ROTFLMAO
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cidliz2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 11:49 PM
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8. UMMMMM EXACTLY WHOSE RELIGION WAS MADE FUN OF?
The joke was meant towards those LIVING IN THE WHITE HOUSE. The manger scene could never be properly used by the evil doers that live in the White House. Do you get it or are you so stuck on your hangups that you miss the point????????
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:19 AM
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9. aww -- and Georgie was SO looking forward to posing in the manger!
Karl had rigged up a little halo for him, and everything!
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DivinBreuvage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 02:28 AM
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10. The real reason they didn't do it...
is because there were serious concerns that Baby J was going to hop out of the crib and go biblical on a certain somebody's ass... and if you've read some of the "Lost Gospels" you know that the young Jesus was not someone to trifle with.

The moral of the story: when a pissed-off semitic-looking kid with a halo knocks on your door, DON'T ANSWER IT! Because if you do something is going to be flaming on your doorstep, and it won't be a bag of dog poop. Well, metaphorically speaking it could be a bag of dog poop, perhaps, but -- just don't answer the door.
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LittleClarkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 02:44 AM
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12. Like the Robin Williams routine about the Second Coming
He ain't gonna look like Dan Fogelberg this time folks. Nosiree. Picture a pissed off Clint Eastwood. Robin had Jesus showing up at the door of a televangelist. "And then Jee-sus told me that... what? He's WHERE?! I'm outta here!"
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DivinBreuvage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 03:12 AM
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13. Same thing as last time... hypocrites and pharisees
are going to be getting the beating. Saul of Tarsus will come running over trying to square it for the rich and powerful as usual, but he will find it hard to kick against the pricks.
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