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spinbaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 12:35 PM
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Caption this photo from the press conference...




Please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeze, don't say anything too stupid.
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NJCher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 12:43 PM
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1. you got it
I also detect fear.


Cher
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 12:51 PM
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2. How about
Did I really I wanted this new job? What was I thinking?
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ZanZaBar Donating Member (95 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 12:51 PM
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3. "Why does THIS have to be the day I forget my Depends Undergarments?"
<EOM>
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MemphisTiger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 01:03 PM
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4. It's not herpes, it's just a cold sore.
Edited on Mon Dec-20-04 01:03 PM by MemphisTiger
I should have made Georgie use a condom.
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countryjake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 01:16 PM
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5. Jeeez, guess the words on that crib sheet still aren't big enough!
.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 01:41 PM
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6. The cottage in Crawford must be booked for someone else this year.
Loneliness is not next to His Godliness.
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Downtown Hound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 02:10 PM
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7. Hmm...this selling your soul thing isn't all its cracked up to be
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 02:12 PM
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8. "I hope
my husb, er...president is able to keep his lies straight this time."
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Pithy Cherub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 02:42 PM
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9. "Were those the right ingredients in the potion?"
"I may have made a tiny error..."
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IHeart1993 Donating Member (236 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 02:56 PM
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10. La la la la la
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joanski01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 03:31 PM
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11. Looks to me like she just figured out
that when she dies, she is going to Hell.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 03:38 PM
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12. that is the ugliest, stupidest hairdo I've ever seen
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 11:10 PM
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17. Yeah ... and Olive Oyl's pissed off cuz
she wants it back.
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 03:18 PM
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28. Thank you, thank you, thank you...
your snappy retort just made my day!
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LibDemAlways Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 03:50 PM
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13. I think I regret
having sold my soul for this asshole.
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 10:50 PM
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14. Keep holding her head up Andrew.
She's been taking medication, because she's "under the weather". My you have girlie hands Andrew.
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femme.democratique Donating Member (969 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 11:06 PM
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15. "How will I look in an orange jumpsuit?"
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senseandsensibility Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 11:07 PM
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16. I'm exhausted
after convincing "my husband", I mean...George....not to wear his Truman Capote outfit again. Andrew, you do the hand signals this time.
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 11:12 PM
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18. Condi is tired of telling Chimpy he has a big weiner when she sucks him...


She knows he's a girlie man.
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Supersedeas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 02:04 PM
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26. flavored condoms still leave a plastic aftertaste--the Plastic World
according to the Bushevics.
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 11:33 PM
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19. she's thinking "am i the only one who swallows?"
:eyes:
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zann725 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 03:07 AM
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20. Ooo, that new 'implant' sure doesn't feel right.
Maybe with time...
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 03:38 AM
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21. Jesus Christ. How many shots did we do last night anyway? n/t
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:46 AM
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22. Talk to the hand: H-A-R-D W-O-R-K - say it damn it!
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Catfight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:00 AM
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23. Sigh...."who's my daddy?" n/t
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 08:45 AM
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24. " My period's late..."
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 09:20 AM
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25. "I hope this isn't morning sickness."
"How am I going to tell my Husboss?"
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LizW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 02:17 PM
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27. Aside from Condi's morose look
could those other people possibly look any more freaked out?

It's hilarious! They just look tortured having to listen to their little chimp perform before the cameras! LOL!
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 03:26 PM
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29. What am I going to do about this "love chimp" inside me?
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placton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 03:38 PM
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30. best!
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48pan Donating Member (957 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 03:43 PM
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31. Let's See... Iraq, then Iran, then North Korea, then Syria...
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