Why has Dick Cheney been so low key lately, barely heard anything out

candy331

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Thu Jan-20-05 06:13 PM
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Why has Dick Cheney been so low key lately, barely heard anything out

of him since November's election / What the h-- is going on? Has his heart frozen over and no one wants to let it out.

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nadinbrzezinski

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Thu Jan-20-05 06:14 PM
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1. Hold it he has a heart?

He has been divyng out the oil finelds in Iran, that is HARD WORK yuo know

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revree

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Thu Jan-20-05 06:14 PM
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2. hope his pacemaker surges...

zzzzzzzzFRYYYYYYYY!!!!

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rumpel

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Thu Jan-20-05 06:15 PM
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3. he is busy planning the next strike: Iran

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Liberal Veteran

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Thu Jan-20-05 06:15 PM
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4. They take him out of deep freeze about twice a year....

It prevents the evil from causing his cryonic chamber from bursting by allowing him to release the pressure of his evil that builds up while he is in stasis.

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drdtroit

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Thu Jan-20-05 06:15 PM
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5. Busy drawing up those conquest plans n/t

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Cyrano

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Thu Jan-20-05 06:15 PM
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6. Be afraid. Be very afraid. When you don't hear from Cheney,

it means he's in the bunker stirring up a new cauldred of evil to serve up to the human race.

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hang a left

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Thu Jan-20-05 06:16 PM
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7. He was talking trash today about Iran.

Check it out.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=1168474&mesg_id=1168474

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chomskysright

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Thu Jan-20-05 06:17 PM
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8. he was greatly booed in inaugural parade today...

boy, I booed him loudly, gave him the thumbs down, and held high my anti bush poster.

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leftofthedial

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Thu Jan-20-05 06:17 PM
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9. he has to spend nearly 20 hours a day sucking the blood

from new-born babies in order to stay undead.

Takes up most of his time.

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Kurovski

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Thu Jan-20-05 06:18 PM
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10. Being the president is hard work.

It's HARD. He's conserving his energy.

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charlie

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Thu Jan-20-05 06:22 PM
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11. Well, he just de-crypted long enough

to tell us that Saddam fucked up his post-invasion plans :crazy: Then he told us that Israel might take a whack at Iran any minute now :wow:

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