State of The Union Drinking Game

Once again, here it is...

"Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States..."

The general rules of this game are no different from any other drinking game. A drink is either a shot or a good gulp from a beer (or cider). Different events call for different numbers of drinks and all you do is watch the speech and play along. If all goes well, you'll be unconscious by the time they show the other party's response.

GAME TIME
This year, President Bush's State of the Union address is scheduled for Wednesday, February 2, 2005 at 9pm (Eastern). It should be broadcast on all major networks and cable news/political networks.
For online coverage, go to http://www.c-span.org/executive/stateoftheunion.asp.

Every time he says....


“The state of our union is strong…” 1

mandate 1

Iraq small 1

terror (however it’s pronounced) small 1

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I think it'll be interesting to see what rhetoric he does NOT use now that the election is over.

The players of this game will be dead by 9:30.

unconscious by 9:15.

Oh, you should probably include social security

this is for those getting in late.

take a drink everytime he lies. I guarantee you'll be passed out before it's over, and, mercifully, will remember very litte.

He has a really hard time with that. Would it be better to drink when he pronounces it correctly or incorrectly?