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quaoar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 10:48 PM
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ROTF! The new buffalo nickel is pornographic
How did Bush and Ashcroft let this buffalo boner get on our coinage?



http://polyscifi.blogspot.com/2005/03/bison-porn.html
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xray s Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 10:50 PM
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1. Shaved too, I see.
Smooth move
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 10:51 PM
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2. THIS IS HUGH!!! NO more nickels in this household!!!!
My 5 year old daughter saw one and said "Daddy what's that?" And I had to try to explain what a PENIS is! Now she's running around the house saying "Penis, penis, penis!" I am SO disgusted! Ow, wait, I don't have any kids.
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gristy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 10:57 PM
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3. funny
thanks for the laugh :D
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 01:20 AM
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22. Oh that's funny
LOL. I like that. LOL.
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Erika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 11:09 PM
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4. Falwell/Robertson will be on it immediately
Porno on God's coins. I guess they will thank God it wasn't a teletubbie or squarebox Bob.
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 11:11 PM
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5. eight inches uncut obviously. I love that they are bringing this
back. I remember sticking an 1856 buffalo coin in a gum ball machine accidentally as a kid and the wanker store wouldn't give it back to me.
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 11:14 PM
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6. Sexism! Why couldn't the model have been a girl buffalo?
They're just as good as boy buffalos, and the boner could have been avoided altogether.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 05:50 AM
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29. Oh MY GOD..NO!!! There might have been Buffalo Nipples
Then people would have called it the "Nipple Nickel"..or insinuated that the buffalo's name was Janet :)
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Mountainman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 11:14 PM
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7. I think it would only bother city slickers and their kids.
Edited on Fri Mar-04-05 11:16 PM by Mountainman
Children around here help breed horses and castrate bulls. That bison would look pretty silly to them if it were without a means to pee.

By the way, the bison doesn't have a boner.
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 01:03 AM
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18. Yep, if that's a bison boner I'll
Oh, nevermind. I just like saying Bison Boner.

That one is obviously flacid. A Bison Boner would be about what, 2 feet long?

-Hoot
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 11:16 PM
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8. Obviously, they need to wrap this nickle in a cloth....
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 11:17 PM
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9. They call me Buffalo Dick.
And you ain't seen nothing yet!

Between the new nickles and Land O Lakes boxes I fear for our nation's youth.
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cliss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 11:25 PM
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10. Come on guys, grow up.
So what if the Buffalo has a weiner? Wouldn't you be shocked if the government engraving office removed it, just to be polite?

And don't tell me you haven't seen a horse in the meadow, in the spring? With its long, disgusting ding-dong hanging out. You've all seen it before.
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quaoar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 01:10 AM
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20. Actually, altering it would not be unprecedented
In 1917 there was a public outcry when the mint issued the new standing liberty quarter with a portrait of liberty with one breast exposed, so they changed the design in the middle of the year and covered the breast with chain mail
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 01:22 AM
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23. That's like
Ashcroft covering the statue with the breast. :eyes: LOL. These people are weird.
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AP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 11:27 PM
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11. Red Rocket.
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 11:33 PM
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12. Louisville Slugger. nt
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 11:34 PM
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13. Agree with reply #7
learn something or just enjoy beavis and butthead style:

http://www.vetmed.lsu.edu/eiltslotus/theriogenology-5361/bull.htm

"A bull should be able to almost extend the penis between the front legs."

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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-05 11:42 PM
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14. Because it's facing right.
(And speaking of extended "you-know-whats" I've seen stallions that didn't have as good equipment as some of the guys on Jimmy Jeff's site.)
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 12:08 AM
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15. well shave my head and call me jeff gannon that bison looks 8" cut
.
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regnaD kciN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 12:39 AM
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16. The "new buffalo nickel" is also NOT a buffalo...
"Bison," anyone???

:eyes:
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quaoar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 01:03 AM
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19. Yes, yes
It's an American bison. But everybody has always called it the buffalo nickel. Nobody ever called it the bison nickel.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 12:39 AM
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17. In Oh My God We Trust!
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 01:20 AM
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21. LOL
Oh brother. What is it with them and sex?! :silly:
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Les BOOGIE Donating Member (236 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 01:40 AM
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24. a necessary component of trickle down economics eom
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 01:40 AM
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25. too many dicks in this administration
no matter how you look at it
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this_side_up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 02:59 AM
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26. When Keiko, the killer whale was still here,
a woman called up the local dj on the radio to
complain.

She said she took her 10 yr old son to the
aquarium to see him and (paraphrased) ...ah...ahh...umh...
I was sooooo upset and they should have
warned us so that parents would not take
their children there!!

He exposed himself to us!!!!

A couple of seconds of dead air.

The dj replied, well, m'mam, he's a whale...
and cut her off, followed by 10 seconds of
dead air. Then he said, ya know, I just
can't see him wearing a raincoat....
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NightOwwl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 03:36 AM
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27. Good God!
What will we tell the children? :eyes:
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Borgnine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 04:43 AM
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28. Obviously this is Clinton's fault.
Nobody knew what a penis was until he took office.
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