http://www.prochoiceamerica.org/sexed/index.htmlFinal Exam: Birds and Bees 101
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Thanks to Professor President George W. Bush, millions of your tax dollars are being pumped into risky abstinence-only programs. But what is Bush really teaching America's teens? Could YOU pass sex-ed by President Bush? Take the quiz to find out...
1) Science has proven that condoms cannot protect you from what?
The Boogeyman.
Sexually transmitted diseases.
Ring around the collar.
The heartbreak of psoriasis.
2) Feelings of jealousy, embarrassment, depression, and disappointment can be eliminated by...
Never going to Vegas.
Not betting on the Cubs.
Avoiding the family on holidays.
Abstaining from sex until marriage.
3) Fifty percent of gay teens are what?
Not asking and not telling, Sir.
Infected with HIV.
Saving up for tickets to Cher's "goodbye" concert-tour.
Not natural blondes.
4) Which of the following will get 14 percent of its users pregnant within a year?
Old-school Prince CDs.
The halter top.
Using condoms for birth control.
Lambada: The Forbidden Dance.
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