President Dennis Hastert - If foul language offends you, do not read this!

In the line of succession, Dennis Hastert would become the next President in the event of a successful impeachment of Bush and Cheney. Now, don't get me wrong, I believe Bush could sodomize Elian Gonzalez on Prime Time Television and Fox would applaud at how gently he inserted his penis while CNN would chafe over the lack of the "reach around". Congress would rush into emergency session and create new legislation making Presidential sodomy legal. {Oh wait, they're already doing that with every new legislation initiative.}

I know very little about Dennis Hastert but from what I have gleaned from Google, he's a F*cker. I am not ready to rate him as a Muther F*cker just yet, but as I read more of what he has said and done, he's rapidly approaching this highly coveted Republican title. Maybe with your help, we can elevate him to Muther F*cker status or maybe reduce him to Big Fat Republican Bastard. :rant:

He's a Muther F*cker!!

How far do you think he'd be willing to go after watching two impeachments in a row. I suspect he'd be kinda like Ford, trying to step forward but afraid to step out of line too much because he knows he'll get pooched in a second if he pulls anything that upsets the people and breaks a law.

I dream of Dennis Hastert as President (for the next three years or so.)

Don't you?

... that means a Dem will be in Hamster's position.

He'd be just another fat dumb Republican otherwise.

Why don't the fuckers just pull out all the stops and go for the real master plan. Bring them on ( and they will)

a pest exterminator as majority whip, and a heart transplant surgeon with the personality of a cadaver as senatre majority leader.

not that republicans had much sense before, but is it any wonder they seem to have taken a particularly moronic turn?

Enjoyed it.

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