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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 06:12 PM
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Create Excuses for Michelle Bachmann Hiding in Bushes!!
Edited on Fri Apr-08-05 06:13 PM by Sparkly
What will she say if confronted with the photos showing her and her balding companion hiding behind the shrubs? Help the poor, misguided, hate-filled bigot out with some excuses.

My suggestions:

- Dropped a contact
- Fear of potential pies from protestors
- Checking soil composition of bushes
- Tying shoelaces
- Building ant-farm as part of urban renewal project
- Somebody said "Get behind the Bushes" and she misunderstood

Your suggestions?
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beanball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 06:17 PM
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1. In the bushes
Shrub(most republicans)have always been in the bushes.
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jean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 06:17 PM
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2. taking a tinkle?
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Zerex71 Donating Member (692 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 06:17 PM
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3. "Crap! That hot lipstick lesbian was checking me out."
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unsavedtrash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 06:17 PM
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4. Gotta Go, Gotta Go RIght Now. or as Forest Gump might say,
"I gotta pee."
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 06:25 PM
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8. my girlfriend was in that crowd!!
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 06:22 PM
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5. Dropped a contact was my first thought.
Edited on Fri Apr-08-05 06:23 PM by BrklynLiberal
EDIT: We should print these out and mail them to her office.
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tubbacheez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 06:24 PM
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6. Those WMDs gotta be around here somewhere...
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ProgressiveConn Donating Member (820 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 06:25 PM
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7. She is a Homophobic Hatemonger oh wait you wanted excuses not reasons..=)
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Hardrada Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 06:36 PM
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9. Sudden cramps
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 06:38 PM
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10. He was just trying to help her over the hedge
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Anakin Skywalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 06:49 PM
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11. Having a Little Hot Sex with the Aide.
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peacetalksforall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 06:54 PM
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12. Nice - I thought I saw a four leaf clover. Nasty - no Depends. n/t
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 08:08 PM
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13. Cowering in fear of an unwanted gay makeover? n/t
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livvy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 08:19 PM
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14. Just one more thing to add to the list....
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 09:40 PM
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15. "What a pretty little agalychnis callidryas".
"With a white spot under both eyes, a white belly and yellowish-orange markings on the inside of its hind legs, the gray tree frog is a handsome and exotic-looking amphibian. Is anyone looking now? Let's run!"
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Lone_Wolf_Moderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 09:47 PM
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16. Drawing strength from the shadows!
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 10:04 PM
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17. Impromptu picnic on the sidewalk? n/t
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