This doesn't even need a caption . . .

. . . just please slowly pull my fingernails off to take away the pain.

You can see the Devil emerging in that last one.

Does Every One In The Bush Family Aspire To Be A Stand Up Comedian ??

God I DESPISE the punk

Now you can erase away that aging skin damage from years of sunburn, cocaine abuse, and Bourbon for breakfast by simply using the tried and true "W Truth Distortion" Facial Exercise regimen!! Nothing stimulates those nervous laugh lines or tightens the the skin by your teeth than lying your ass off. The plan is easy - cause it has to be! Just empty your head, follow this series of exaggerated un-nuanced facial expressions, and people will stop mistaking you for your mother in no time. Sure... jaw flapping and brow furrowing is hard work... but Botox is for Cowardly Liberals! Act now and we'll throw in a supply of "Crash and Burn" anti-scar ointment at no extra charge!! Hurry... our supplies are going faster than our oil reserves!! Get yours today!!

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(last pic) is the one that really gravels me. This is his "believe me I am so sincere and honest" sales pitch.

It's not like he's going to say anything important anyway...

Bottom righthand corner. I HATE that. I mean I really HAAAAAAATE that!!

I just want to punch that smirky privileged frat boy look right off his mug.

Pepcid AC George?

I guess being a lying sack of **** wreaks havoc on your digestive system.

No offense to monkeys intended...

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Youthful indiscretions, indeed.