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smoogatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 10:33 PM
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That's it! I've had it! I'm Excommunicating All Wingnuts
from the Church of The Giant Purple Sky Squid! They just don't get it and they never will. No t.v. dinners for them in the afterlife. So it is written!
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 10:35 PM
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1. Blecch! TV dinners!
I say come join Zappa's Church of American Secular Humanism.
CASH!
Hell, we can be non-profits, too.
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 10:36 PM
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2.  I now worship Superman
Jesus could walk on water but superman could change the course of powerful rivers. Chris Reveese is my hero Dean Cain is Satan
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tabasco Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 10:59 PM
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3. The Church Of The Seven Day Weekend ...
hereby announces that all freepers, republicans, right-wingers, conservatives, opossums, and all varieties of pond scum are no longer welcome in our congregation.

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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 11:05 PM
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4. Deny them
the Communion of the Spoils!
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