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What's with this culture of deference at Presidential news conferences? What happened to aggressive follow-ups? Pointed, fact-based questions? Who is David Greene and who did he blow to get access to the WH? Christ on a cracker, people!
THE CHIMPEROR: Let's see here -- David Greene. Did you have your hand up?
Q I did, sir. Thank you very much, Mr. President. At the Naval Academy last week you spoke of a midshipman named Edward Slavis, who graduated and has served in Iraq. And you quoted him as saying that the mission will be a success, and 20 or 30 years from now historians will look back on it and consider it America's golden moment.
BUNNYPANTS: Yes.
Q I'm wondering, sir, if you agree with that assessment, and, if so, why?
COMMANDER CUCKOOBANANAS: I do, David, because I believe that as a result of the actions we have taken, we have laid -- begun to lay the foundation for democratic movement that will outlast this administration; a democratic movement that will bring peace to a troubled part of the world. And I figure we've got the resources to pretty much torture and kill everyone in that part of the world who disagrees with us, and most Americans are too busy tryin' ta pay them 30% credit card bills an' watchin' Despert Housewives to give a flyin' fuck about HOW we bring them A-rabs freedom an' Democracy, long as we do it--even if it means killin' every dern one of 'em, or rippin' their balls off with Vice Grips. Stretch?
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