Recruiting Stations across America unindated with ENLISTEES

opihimoimoi

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:14 AM
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Recruiting Stations across America unindated with ENLISTEES

Hours after Bushies speech, the Numbers of enlistees went up through the roof.... Thousands per hour were signing up to battle the evil Terrah....

People believed the Preszident. Such is his POWER of CONVINCING us of his mettle....

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wakeme2008

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:16 AM
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1. what have you been smoking

:rofl:

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TomClash

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:16 AM
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2. And to complete the myth

Many were the sons and daughters of conservative christians and wealthy Republicans.

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Meeker Morgan

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:37 AM
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5. Conservative Christians and wealthy Republicans.

Wealthy Republicans, no.

But a lot of poor conservative Christians do buy into it and enlist.

OK, not enough for W.

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chelsea0011

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:27 AM
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3. and so many were from red states that they all turned blue

and then Alice began to tumble down a long tunnel.

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opihimoimoi

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:34 AM
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4. Long lines around the block have formed, many waiting for up to 12 hours

to enlist.

Asked "Why?"....Most gave credit to THE SPEECH..."It was so Inspiring I had to Join...."

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fasttense

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:37 AM
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6. The Presidential twins were first in line. n/t

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bklyncowgirl

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:41 AM
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8. Beat me to it, Damn. nt

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chelsea0011

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Wed Jun-29-05 06:01 AM
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12. still holding their cocktails from 4AM closing call

ity brought a tear to my eye

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Swamp Rat

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:40 AM
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7. Stay the course... obey... procreate... consume...

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Xipe Totec

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:41 AM
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9. Unindated? what a perfect new word!

It just drips with meaning.

I wish I had thought of it.

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opihimoimoi

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:56 AM
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10. Better than inundate? LOL, My bad...shoulda checked.....

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Xipe Totec

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Wed Jun-29-05 02:56 PM
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16. No, no! You hit it on the head; unindate is perfect

It is a faux Bushism, it means the opposite of what is intended, and it leaves that Orwellian aftertaste, like sucking on an old penny.

I think I'll start using it in conversation.

:thumbsup:

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opihimoimoi

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Thu Jun-30-05 06:51 AM
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17. Good Luck is when a fuck up turns out GOOD, sometimes,..... more than GOOD

Come, we go eat Pookiesnackenburgers from OMAHA.....

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CWebster

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:58 AM
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11. Classic smirking chimp

What else is there to say?

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opihimoimoi

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Wed Jun-29-05 06:04 AM
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13. Yup, predictable too. But the fake applause revealed was a HOOT

Fake audiences, fake Town Meetings, fake polls, fake ManHOOD, fake Bravado, fake Machoism, fake reasons, fake BS, and now, fake clapping.

Bush the FAKE does it again....

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formercia

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Wed Jun-29-05 07:34 AM
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14. Fearless Leader lives up to his name.

Would you send your son or daughter in his place?

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opihimoimoi

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:07 AM
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15. Some position in the Service will be found for them...where its safe

and they can continue with their daily shit...like daddy did...

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OneTwentyoNine

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Thu Jun-30-05 06:53 AM
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18. Did that hot looking cha-cha kid of Jeb's run down and sign up??

Yeah....didn't think so.

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opihimoimoi

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Fri Jul-01-05 01:42 AM
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19. No Evidence to date of any Bush sign ups....

Forget holding yo breath.....

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Warren DeMontague

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Fri Jul-01-05 01:46 AM
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20. And the College Republicans issued, in chorus: "We're right behind you!"

...Like, Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay behind you.

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