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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 04:01 PM
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A Conversation With Scott McClellan.
Edited on Wed Jun-29-05 04:08 PM by elperromagico
Q: How's the weather, Scott?

A: I haven't had an opportunity to see the weather today but I believe it's sunny.

Q: No... looks like it might rain.

A: Pessimism like that won't make the sun shine.

Q: Even the weatherman on TV says it's going to rain. 60% chance. What do you think of that?

A: I haven't seen that quote but I think the weatherman was referring to a generic rainy day rather than any specific day.

Q: Actually, I remember exactly what the weatherman said ---

A: I believe it's sunny and so do all of my friends.

(Thunder)

Q: Did you hear that?

A: That thunder means the sun's about to come out.

(Scott walks outside. Raindrops start to fall)

Q: Scott, what are you doing?

A: I'm enjoying this wonderful sunshine.

Q: But you're getting all wet! Come inside!

A: Oh, this sunshine is wonderful. I can feel my skin tanning already.
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sabra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 04:05 PM
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1. excellent, thanks for the laugh!
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 04:09 PM
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4. I made some minor additions right at the end.
Hope it doesn't ruin the spirit of the thing.
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katinmn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 04:08 PM
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2. LOL!
I'll be so glad when that inept little creep is gone with the rest of them.
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MazeRat7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 04:08 PM
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3. A little family history....
It was pointed out to me the other day that boy Scott is the son of a long time established Texas politician. One that once was a Democrat and then switched parties so she could be in the graces of the power elite down here.

Who you ask... Well the lady that might run for governer... None other than our own
Carol Keaton, aka - Carol McClellan... aka- Carol Rylander...aka- Carol Strayhorn

No wonder he is so messed up... mama's got a new last name every few years....

*geeesh.

MZr7


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lachattefolle Donating Member (527 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 05:33 PM
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8. It's those Republican family values in action!
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 02:20 AM
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13. Sounds like we need to protect the "sanctity of marriage"
from booze soaked social climbers like Mama Mcclellan, not gay people and their "agenda".:evilgrin:
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grace0418 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 04:15 PM
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5. LOL! God what it must be like
to be such a baffoon. Do you think he knows what an ass he's making of himself and he just doesn't care or do you think he actually believes the shit that spews from his piehole?
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 08:15 PM
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10. He is protecting his "fearless" leader...it doesn't matter if he
believes what he says as long as the Fuhr...I mean, the president is safe from the big, bad reporters.
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grace0418 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 12:05 AM
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12. Well, either way, I think he should be carted off to jail
with the rest of that vile administration.
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oxbow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 04:59 PM
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6. One day he's just going to havea stroke onstage
Edited on Wed Jun-29-05 05:00 PM by oxbow
as his brain commits ritual suicide rather than trying to reconcile one more bs lie
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wallwriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 05:12 PM
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7. And if there is rain, it's because of
terrorists who hate freedom and hate America...
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DebJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 05:42 PM
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9. You forgot, how does he say that, "We've already addressed
that issue", and "That's hypothetical. We don't answer hypothetical questions."
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 08:24 PM
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11. Kick.
:D
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 03:24 AM
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14. LOL! n/t
:D
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