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ironman202 Donating Member (608 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 07:04 PM
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With apologies to Mr. Kupferberg, 5 ways to get us out of Iraq
1. Grope Tom Delay in the halls of congress. Videotape it. Sign a contract with CNN and then make * pull out.
2. Threaten to unplug all the vegetables. (Except for the gay ones. The Republicans don’t care about vegetables that used to be fruits).
3. Nationalize the Haliburton Group. Give their Audit Committee files to the special counsel, force them to resign.
4. Offer to rethink the whole “One Nation, Under God, Indivisible”-Civil War thing…the South can in fact go.
5. Develop Distant Mind Control technology. Give * a compulsion to fart and pick his nose every time he sees a camera.
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flakey_foont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 07:05 PM
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1. As in Tuli?
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bvar22 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 07:11 PM
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2. 50 ways to End the War on the Iraqi people.
This is the plan the US successfully used to End the War on the Vietnamese People!

Slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free from The War on the Iraqi People.


(Sincere apologies to Paul Simon)
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