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With Karen Hughes set to focus her media talents on getting the Muslim world to love and understand America, and to combat "hateful propaganda" more "forcefully", the madness and irony threaten to bust the surreality-meter altogether.
With the aim of preserving our sanity, I'd like to know what headlines people might envision being generated by this effort. Here are few to start:
"New Policy of 'Torture Lite' Unveiled"
"Administration Trumpets 10% Drop in Prison Rape of Women, Children"
"Hughes Debuts 'Queer Eye for the Fascist Guy'"
"Hughes Campaigns to Replace 'Rag-head' with 'Towel-head'; Aims to Show Greater Respect for Infidels"
Your thoughts?
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