I was having "Cheney Fatigue" all week

brentspeak

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Sun Sep-04-05 02:32 PM
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I was having "Cheney Fatigue" all week

My eyes were getting sore from watching the endless coverage of Dick Cheney rushing around the city of New Orleans like a madman -- delivering food and water to stranded victims, comforting crying babies and hysterical mothers, taking National Guard troops and police officers by the ear and dragging them to the places needed most, leaping from rooftops and shattering like a battering-ram groups of gang members who were harrassing victims scavenging for food, carrying the dying elderly on his back to areas of medical attention...

Wait...I might need medication.

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salin

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Sun Sep-04-05 02:36 PM
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1. bwahahahaha it was most fatiguing watching him carry Imelda Rice

over the raging waters to make sure that her new shoes didn't get wet and ruined.

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illflem

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Sun Sep-04-05 02:37 PM
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2. I was particularly impressed

by the way the flood waters parted in front of him

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LisaL

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Sun Sep-04-05 02:49 PM
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3. I was particularly impressed how Cheney walked on water.

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ElectroPrincess

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Sun Sep-04-05 07:44 PM
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7. And he also *scored* Halliburton's KBR cherry rebuilding contracts :P n/t

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npincus

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Sun Sep-04-05 03:44 PM
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4. I know what you mean... and when he pulled his pacemaker

out of his chest and surgically implanted it in a dying old woman, I was truly touched.

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applegrove

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Sun Sep-04-05 07:38 PM
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5. I was getting fatigued about all the "where is Cheney" threads.

Who gives a ****.

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OneTwentyoNine

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Sun Sep-04-05 07:41 PM
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6. I'm thinking' Cheney is doing a "weekend at Bernie's" stint...

Bush will keep him propped up on the couch until 08......

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mrsblister

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Sun Sep-04-05 07:51 PM
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8. OMG that IS funny...

forevermore, that scraggle of hair on his shiny dome will look like it's stapled on

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two gun sid

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Sun Sep-04-05 09:38 PM
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9. If Cheney shows up in NO it will be...

to find a living victim to provide him with a young, healthy, new heart. Chandra Levy's heart is starting to give out on him.

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