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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 01:29 PM
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How Bush came to his decision ?
"Harriet, can you bring another cup of that special coffee in here please. I'm working on this speech I got to give next week.."

"Yes, Mr. President...do you want some extra sugar in that?"

"No thanks....just put an shot of that Amaretto in it..."

"Here you go sir....anything else I can get for you...?"

"No...I gotta give this speech next week and I still gotta pick another person for the Court...Hey! that's pretty good coffee! How about I nominate you for the Court, Harriet?...That way, I can kill two birds with one stone..."

"What birds are those, Mr. President..?"

"Never mind, Harriet, I was just thinking out loud..."

(Under his breath...he says, "With all this shit coming down on Dick and Rove and Scooter, I'm going to need a stronger lawyer myself...since I don't like to fire anyone, I'll just promote her to the Supreme Court and get me a real good lawyer to take her place..."
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soupkitchen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 01:33 PM
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1. Good Stuff Kentuck
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kliljedahl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 01:37 PM
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2. Sounds plausible to me
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 02:01 PM
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3. One thing, He probably uses cocaine in his coffee in place of sugar
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Marnieworld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 03:46 PM
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4. Completely implausible
You have him working.
You have him writing his speech.
You have him smarter than her.
You have him devising a defense strategy for himself.

I just can't see him doing that but I guess it's hard to imagine how someone who doesn't deserve to be president would be president.
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