biting anti-bush editorial in Pakistan's PakTribune

source: http://www.watchingamerica.com/paktribune000004.html



In this latest case, for example, God apparently failed to inform him (bush) that countries like Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Jordan, Yemen etc., otherwise known as "terrorist breeding grounds," have offered hundreds of millions of dollars in aid and a wide range of other humanitarian assistance (to help with Katrina) – and with the full blessings of their peoples. God also forgot to tell him that Iran, his next axis-of-evil target, has offered to send 20 million barrels of crude oil. The U.S. State Department, however, which relies more on diplomatic correspondence that direct communication with the creator, these facts are known in great detail.

God also failed to mention to the President that while he was bogged down in Iraq, he would hit America with one terrible hurricane after another, and that the resultant damage will make impossible demands on the non-existent dinero in his treasury for rebuilding the Gulf Coast. Further, when God sent Hurricane Katrina, he didn't tell the President that it was not okay to play guitar and eat cake while people were drowning. Neither is God responsible for telling him to hire heck-of-a-job-Brownie two years earlier. (Ex-FEMA chief Michael Brown). <skip>



He also didn't tell the President that his Iraq War is going to kill hundreds of thousands of God's other children, including thousands of newborns. God also didn't tell the President that his use of depleted Uranium in Iraq would cause the birth of hideously deformed babies - babies that were otherwise supposed to be the same God's most beautiful creations. <skip>

The strangest aspect of George's communion with God remains the fact that he is always told to bring "freedom" to those of God's people who are in close vicinity of oil. He didn't tell him to strike the North Koreans, for example, whose rulers are not only Godless, but have repeatedly declared their WMD-building intentions and whose malnourished people are in the most urgent need of freedom.

No oil-President Bush's God isn't interested. Very ungodly, one must say. Unless in the Presidential lexicon God really is a code name for Halliburton, the Carlyle group, Enron, Betchel and Co. Then all these omissions and commissions during Presidential powwows with God become instantly clear. <skip>