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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-28-05 12:28 PM Original message |
GJ Diversion - Really bad Jokes thread |
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chicagomd (437 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-28-05 12:31 PM Response to Original message |
1. Yams... |
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newyawker99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 11:07 AM Response to Reply #1 |
6. Hi chicagomd!! |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 11:55 AM Response to Reply #1 |
23. LOL! Welcome to DU, Chicagomd. |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-28-05 12:33 PM Response to Original message |
2. One of my favorites: |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 11:12 AM Response to Reply #2 |
10. How many surreallists does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 11:15 AM Response to Reply #2 |
12. Maybe I am too old Comer |
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quisp (926 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-28-05 12:34 PM Response to Original message |
3. I don't get it... |
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hatrack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-28-05 12:36 PM Response to Original message |
4. So, what did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor? |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 11:11 AM Response to Reply #4 |
8. Great. It's 9 in the morning, and I want mustard. |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-28-05 02:40 PM Response to Original message |
5. Here's a really bad one . . . |
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proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 11:18 AM Response to Reply #5 |
13. Bush was searching through his desk in the oval office |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 11:21 AM Response to Reply #13 |
15. LOL! |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 11:09 AM Response to Original message |
7. A priest, a rapist and a pedophile go into a bar. |
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proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 11:11 AM Response to Original message |
9. Why don't blind people skydive? |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 11:14 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. LOL! (I'm cheating: Doug is feeding me jokes) |
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proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 11:42 AM Response to Reply #11 |
19. LOL |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 11:19 AM Response to Original message |
14. Traveling salesman's car breaks down. |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 11:29 AM Response to Original message |
16. If a pine tree falls in the woods |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 11:48 AM Response to Reply #16 |
20. Get outta town. |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 11:30 AM Response to Original message |
17. A guy hears a knock at his front door |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 11:49 AM Response to Reply #17 |
21. That's funny. LOL! n/t |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 11:37 AM Response to Original message |
18. A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi walk into a bar |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 11:53 AM Response to Reply #18 |
22. Woman comes home to her husband, and says, "Honey |
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Uncle Joe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
24. What do you get if you mix Lassie with a Pit Bull? |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 12:23 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. A Jewish Gramma was walking her 5 yr old grandson on the beach |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 12:27 PM Response to Original message |
26. Shrub, Pickles, Condo, & Darth Rums Were on Air Force 1 |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 12:30 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. Keeper! |
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