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Vinnie From Indy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 12:50 AM
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Smirky's Presidential Library....Any Predictions?
I predict it will be a taco stand just outside of Crawford. They will have Smirky Presidential flyers pointing out the highlights of his reign. Oh yeah! They will probably serve shitty beer as well.
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 12:51 AM
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1. how much room is "my pet goat" going to take up?
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davidwparker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 12:54 AM
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5. Don't forget my favorite: See Spot. See Spot run. Run, Spot. Run.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 01:01 AM
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11. oh I so wanted to say that, nuts you beat me badly to the punch
:)
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 01:15 AM
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14. Probably a lot, seeing as how all 80,000 of us are probably gonna donate
copies, and I'm sure others will as well...
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hollyh1985 Donating Member (18 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 01:23 AM
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15. Prolly not...
He won't want to put that in the library until he's finished reading it! That could take YEARS!
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lumberjack_jeff Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 12:51 AM
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2. An abandoned, converted gas station
And yes, only one book.
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melody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 12:52 AM
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3. still pulling for the Chimp's "Presidential Video Shelf" myself n/t
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 12:53 AM
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4. Worse, there will be no library....nada, nai, zero, puka, zilch......
He will be outsted and not be eligible to have one....not allowed for dumped presidents....the ultimate humiliation....a pretzel stand at most....no sodas....
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Oldtimeralso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 12:54 AM
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6. Shrub Pres Library
I heard there was a fire in his personal archives sad to report all the crayons melted but 3 comic and one coloring book were saved.
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Wilms Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 12:55 AM
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7. He'll sign an Executive Order to seal it if it's ever built. n/t
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Aimah Donating Member (598 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 12:55 AM
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8. The pretzel he choked on will be on exhibit. n/t
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LibDemAlways Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 12:56 AM
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9. An outhouse with a
well-thumbed copy of "Jokes for the John" next to the t.p.
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 12:57 AM
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10. It's all gonna be secret. Sanitized. Nothing to see, hear, or read.
Just blowup pictures of him with the bullhorn at Ground Zero.
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Midnight Rambler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 01:08 AM
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12. Not so much a library as a religious shrine built by the fundie right
It'll be the Temple of Bush, a huge fucking cathedral in Crawford. I can see it already, it'll be so disgraceful, with huge Mao-like portraits and stained glass windows with his image. And to top it all off, a full rewrite of his entire presidency. And all the fundies all over the country will literally see a visit there as a pilgrimage. We're talking Schiavo Circus 2.0, with their flags and bibles and people tied to crosses.

Disgusting vision, I know. But after his downfall I think we should at least allow them their little fantasy world. It's not like their interested in living in the real world anyway.
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expatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 01:10 AM
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13. The Presidential Playstation2 Game Collection. nt.
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Digit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 01:24 AM
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16. With only coloring books, right? n/t
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 01:30 AM
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17. Maybe we could build our own "George W Bush presidential library"
Who's stopping us?

I'm sure many here would have great ideas.

You could really have a hilarious museum that showcased many of his finer moments.

You could have pictures of him, after his bike falls. Information on Abu Graib, the failed Iraq war, Plamegate, Katrina, the deficit ballooning to unprecedented proportions, cool brightly-colored charts showing the descent of his poll numbers.

I envision a "wall of shame" complete with Bush quotes and newly invented words such as "misunderestimate" and "strategery".

So much fun...
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Hardrada Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 01:36 AM
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19. Lots of Beatrix Potter books
he never read.
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unrepuke Donating Member (763 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 01:33 AM
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18. No matter how puny and miserable it is the Freepers will
praise the wonders of it.

Maybe there will be an exercise room with a Bill Clinton punching bag and a bicycle with training wheels.
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lebkuchen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 01:40 AM
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20. I predict it will be a gymnasium full of exercise equipment
treadmills, bicycles and the like, with a soon-to-be Bartlett's quote hanging from an overhead rafter:

"He exercised everything but caution in Iraq."
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 03:34 AM
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22. Wrecked bicycles.
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Carla in Ca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 02:00 AM
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21. How about using the Peace House tents
that were set up. He could call it Cindy, Crawford. And make him look at all the crosses every day for the rest of his miserable life.:cry:
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AspenRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 04:41 AM
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23. It will probably be SMU
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/education/stories/101305dnmetbushlibrary.1802538c.html

UT was smart enough to bow out....how much room does one need for the "Dick and Jane" collection anyway?
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kywildcat Donating Member (529 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 06:15 AM
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24. Hooters with a how to avoid the draft
manual next to some of his fundie supporters corporate produced porn in the same magazine rack. A discreetly placed 'flat surface' item for those wishing to have something to line up their favorite substance for a snort will be available to high dollar supporters.
The only noise above the din of canned music will be the fundies out front picketing...'jesus was gyped'.
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win_in_06 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 06:19 AM
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25. Baylor U.
Conservative.
Christian.
Near Crawford.
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 06:43 AM
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26. Where do we send the Little Golden Books?? nt
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lakeguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 09:33 AM
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27. no books, just man coulter telling you what to think...
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MurrayDelph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 11:16 AM
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28. It would be the first library
to be Members Only!
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