Can the entire GOP be placed on suicide watch? Bwahahahahaha

TheCowsCameHome

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Tue Nov-08-05 09:50 PM
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Can the entire GOP be placed on suicide watch? Bwahahahahaha

Not that I really care what happens to them between now and the next elections.

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Humor_In_Cuneiform

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Tue Nov-08-05 09:52 PM
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1. Maybe that ought to be

a homicide watch?

I don't think they internalize defeat, I think they lash out.

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NanceGreggs

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Tue Nov-08-05 09:52 PM
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2. Maybe, for their own good ...

... we should insist that all elected Repugs not be allowed belts, ties, or shoelaces.

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TheCowsCameHome

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Tue Nov-08-05 09:55 PM
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3. Or oxygen.

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C_U_L8R

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Tue Nov-08-05 10:11 PM
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4. Why stop them ??

Edited on Tue Nov-08-05 10:12 PM by C_U_L8R

There's no way I would try to prevent the GOP's self-immolation
Oh I'll watch alright... got a bowl of fresh pop right here...
that and a can of gasoline. Hahahahahahah

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sendero

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Tue Nov-08-05 10:23 PM
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7. Exactly..

... they'd be doing the world a favor.

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union_maid

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Tue Nov-08-05 10:17 PM
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5. I'd rather put them on Do Not Resuscitate

I can't see taking heroic measures. It would be a kindness to just let them go to their maker, whoever the hell that is.

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Digit

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Tue Nov-08-05 10:37 PM
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12. That was a good one! n/t

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Arugula Latte

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Wed Nov-09-05 01:13 AM
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15. But, But, Doctor Frist made it clear that the Repubs are

actually very aware (using the ol' foolproof Schiavo Method of remote diagnosis). In fact, they are able to walk, chew gum, and scratch their ass at the same time! We must SAVE these precious creatures! Let's all put our hands in the air, close our eyes, and start singing creepy hymns! Everyone! A one, a two, a one two three ...

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Popol Vuh

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Tue Nov-08-05 10:22 PM
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6. If I saw a GOP'er

standing on top a building (a jumper). I think I'd encourage him on. JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!!!!!!!! :evilgrin:

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sendero

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Tue Nov-08-05 10:24 PM
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8. If I saw one on fire..

.... I wouldn't walk across the street to piss on him :)

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LynneSin

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Tue Nov-08-05 10:25 PM
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9. For what - not winning 2 statehouse's the didn't have to begin with?

We're not doing well in Ohio. Maybe we should be on suicide watch?

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doc03

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Wed Nov-09-05 12:49 AM
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14. Winning one Governors race in a red state doesn't

seem like any great victory to me either. I guess it's a start it's
at least a light at the end of the tunnel, we haven't had much good news in the last few years.

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Liberal Veteran

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Tue Nov-08-05 10:34 PM
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10. I'll volunteer to watch.....

And I'll bring popcorn and beer. Republican Suicide Watch would be more fun than the Super Bowl.

What? You mean it involves more than just watching them commit suicide?????

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madeline_con

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Tue Nov-08-05 10:37 PM
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11. I say let them keep their shoelaces. eom

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calimary

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Tue Nov-08-05 10:43 PM
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13. Fine by me. I'll take the first watch. Anybody want Starbucks?

I'm off for a coffee run... for... um... about three dozen of my closest friends. Oh, geez, that'll take time and I'm supposed to be on duty. I better run by the all-night drug store and get some NoDoz... and while I'm there, gee, got a few bucks left over... I need some shampoo... vitamins... spiral notebooks, coupla greeting cards... magazines... little Christmas stocking-stuffer shopping...

AWWWW... my shift is over... anybody do themselves in? MAN, I'm SOOOOOO sorry...

:evilgrin:

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