When will cheney go fuck himself? - Democratic Underground

BOSSHOG

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Thu Nov-17-05 02:04 PM
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When will cheney go fuck himself?

Please Mr Vice President; that cowardly, unpatriotic, Purple Heart awarded, Vietnam War hero from Pennsylvania has called you out. Its time you took those five deferments out of your quiver and crossed swords with the dastardly democrat. Call a prime time press conference. Challenge him to a duel. Your manhood is in question dick. Your flacid chickenhawk supporters need you to be a man for them now. They've been kinda sad lately what with the truth finally seeing the light of day.

I know, I know, what comes out of a quiver isn't involved in a sword fight but work with me here.

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fooj

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Thu Nov-17-05 02:07 PM
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1. He's a fucking coward.

He'll never go up against an authentic patriot! Cowardly bastard!

Peace.

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stopbush

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Thu Nov-17-05 02:09 PM
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2. Hopefully soon! He can take his dick out of the country's rectum

ASAP.

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dkofos

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Thu Nov-17-05 02:11 PM
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3. Don't think his heart could take a good

self fucking

I would like to see him die trying

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BOSSHOG

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Thu Nov-17-05 02:17 PM
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7. Allow me a moment of tackiness

don't you know it pains the bastard to know his daughter is getting more pussy then him.

Oh please Mr Vice President, go get Rep Murtha. Kick his ass. Get sean and rush and the rest of your patriot posse to pounce.

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dkofos

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Thu Nov-17-05 02:38 PM
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9. Not tacky, True

I'm sure he has more important things on his mind (greed).

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ayeshahaqqiqa

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Thu Nov-17-05 02:12 PM
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4. but Boss, who will be his second?

I mean, the chickenhawks will all run away....do you think the Chimp would volunteer and then disappear to Alabama?

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Dulcinea

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Thu Nov-17-05 02:14 PM
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5. It would be too much for him.

His heart couldn't take it.

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azmouse

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Thu Nov-17-05 02:16 PM
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6. Send him some KY jelly....

on second thought, forget it. That would make the experience too pleasant for him.

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thereismore

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Thu Nov-17-05 02:19 PM
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8. What do you think he does in his secret undisclosed location? nt

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Contrary1

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Thu Nov-17-05 02:40 PM
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10. He already has...

he's just too Repub and ignorant to realize it. Not that he cares,
given all the money he's making on the war.

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Supersedeas

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Thu Nov-17-05 05:16 PM
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11. he's waiting on another deferment....other priorities ya know

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