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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 10:07 AM
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Top Ten Thoughts Going Through George W. Bush's Mind At This Moment
Top Ten Thoughts Going Through George W. Bush's Mind At This Moment


10. "Damn, Al-Queda"

9. "Am I that hungover?"

8. "Wish I'd thought of an exit strategy"

7. "It was easier to get out of the national guard"

6. "Hey, at least I didn't throw up like daddy"

5. "I just heard Oprah's going on Letterman"

4. "I know how to solve this problem - - tax cuts for the rich"

3. "I hope this doesn't hurt my chances of getting reelected"

2. "I need another five week vacation"

1. "Talk to Condi about invading China"


http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 10:08 AM
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1. 11: "Dang electrified door handles!"
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 10:10 AM
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2. 12: gallons of Scotch
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Uncle Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 12:52 PM
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13. #13 Crickets. n/t
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 12:57 PM
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14. #14) "Damn you, Clinton!"
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Jane Austin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 10:10 AM
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3. Thanks for that!
I missed Letterman last night.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 10:30 AM
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5. Dave did a quick turnaround on this one
Yeah some of those were very obvious but still.
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zann725 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 10:29 AM
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4. Very funny!
("8", "7", "2" and "1" however are my favorites.)
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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 10:35 AM
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6. "How'd Everybody Get in My Room?!" (he's not very original you know) n/t
Edited on Tue Nov-22-05 10:35 AM by Guy Whitey Corngood
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zann725 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 10:39 AM
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7. "Guess I'm not in Crawford anymore." These doors...are a bit tacky...hmm
n/t
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 10:41 AM
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8. The banter between Paul and Dave prior to the list was funny as hell.
Game show contestant. "Showcase Showdown".

Bu$h is a Gong Show Contestant President.
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Tony_Illinois Donating Member (590 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 10:43 AM
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9. " I'm starting to pee right now. "
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 11:08 AM
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10. The REAL Top 10...
Top Ten Thoughts Going Through George W. Bush's Mind At This Moment

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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 11:28 AM
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11. *You forgot one!*
Where does "ban gay marriage" fit in??
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emald Donating Member (718 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 12:16 PM
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12. how about
" goddamn, I am as stupid as they all say."
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 01:51 PM
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15. *whoooooooooooooosh* the sound of the wind tunnel.
:evilgrin:
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dajoki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 02:14 PM
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16. love it n/t
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 02:57 PM
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17. I wish that Cindy bitch would disappear, she's sure fucking up
my act.
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