BOSSHOG says everybody in town knows bush is an idiot

Despite recent revelations by some alleged journalists in and around DC that george bush is, after all, an idiot with idiots as his base, an intrepid reporter from DU says the fact that bush is an idiot has been known in evil lunatic liberal circles since at least 1973. To those in gop circles he has been a covert idiot, but an idiot nonetheless. Scientists from around the world who have been consulted believe that he will continue to be an idiot with strong support from the nations idiot community.

I just spoke to a retired Army Colonel*** and he says Bush is an idiot


*** = My Dad

and thank him for his efforts to ensure my constitutional liberties. Why the hell is that concept so hard for so many to understand? And thank you RS. All too often we don't say thankyou. I'm usually too busy pissing on some pissant chickenhawk maggot to thank my teammates.

I (insert name), having been appointed a (insert rank) in the U.S. Army under the conditions indicated in this document, do accept such appointment and do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic, that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter, so help me God.

I mean it with every fiber of my being.

Sorry I didn't notice it - That's outstanding!

And thanks for your service as well.

shares the Colonel's view and sends his regards.

***= My Dad, too.

BREAKING NEWS (a la Faux) "A number of veterans believe Bush is an idiot."

Okay-During the Manhattan Project at U of Chicago football stadium

The rich and elite families of America got together to create their perfect candidate to become President some day. First up the Forbes family, their genes produced Steve Forbes-the inner workings were fine (the question of what data to upload is another matter) but the outer shell had serious problems and it never blinked.

Next up the Danforths, producing Dan Quayle (a name change that could stop any trail to this project cold)-the outer hardware was GREATLY improved but the hard drive was totally out of whack and the "spell check" had not been invented yet.

Now it was the Bush families turn, creating George-they tooled back the outer appearance and made great gains over the Danforth/Quayle model in terms of the inner wiring and processing though not as coherent as the Forbe's model.

Unfortunately the war ended and it was too difficult to hide the funding of this program so the families got together and decided to go with what they had. They would run the Forbes model out first but never let a connection to the others be even suggested. Then (here is the master stroke) the Danforth/Quayle model would be unveiled thereby lowering the standard for the highest public offices and in comparison the Bush model could actually be seen as acceptable.

Little did they know that some of the young volunteers took the information that had been amassed and some of the Forbes line to make John Kerry-tall, good looking, brave, fierce warrior, detail oriented, and able to blink and communicate. Unfortunately the Bushes had aligned with the controllers of the media (Fairness doctrine repealed in a paperwork switch by George HW Bush while Reagan wasn't looking "Here sign this") and the Bush model was declared the winner within minutes of polls closing and the Kerry model had been reprogrammed in a clean room during the summer to not put up a fight

True, he was stupid, but not as stupid as Bush, and he took himself less seriously. He also was surprisingly honest at times, like when he admitted he would support his daughter if she wanted to have an abortion , even though he opposed abortions. That was one of the rare times I saw a Republican behave like a human being.

Incidently, the 2 Forbes lines are not related.

He's either a high-functioning imbecile or near the bottom of the moron range.

your being a little too generous. But then I'm in a bad mood.

high functioning imbecile. the source declined to speak on the record for fear of "poo" flinging and fear of having his "Nation Building" Legos taken away.

Olaf

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:hi: Hi BOSSHOG and Happy Thanksgiving!

describing Bush.

It was her ultimate put-down of ultimate stupidity.

I had to have her explain it to me because, being a city girl, I didn´t know that geese are intelligence-challenged. Or, at least her geese were.

In fact, his views on our current Pretzeldent would make even the most anti-Bush member of this board blush. He loathes him that much.

He's a smart fella, he is.

but, I'd go to the mat with him about who loathes bush more. Maybe we could be a tagteam vs bush-mcclellan. No, that would be cruel and unusual. Please pass on my best wishes and thanks to your Dad for giving me constitutional liberties. I'm beginning to believe that only wackjob liberals know how important they are and what it takes to secure them.

My wife dreads it when I watch the news, all the ranting and raving and cussing when he's on.