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ncteechur Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 10:02 PM
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I would like us to help the president out. Please list the books
he should include in his presidential library.

Of course there are the obvious ones:

My Pet Goat

Life Without Training Wheels

See Dick and Jane

Run, Spot, Run

What others?
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pauldp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 10:05 PM
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1. Green Eggs and Cocaine n/t
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Quakerfriend Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 10:07 PM
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2. Are Our Children Learning Yet
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FormerRepublican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 10:08 PM
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3. A book with blank pages...
...so it looks Presidential, but he doesn't actually have to read anything.

Curious George books might fit from two perspectives. One is the obvious similarity of the protagonist to Monkey Boy. Second, Bush only has to read phonetically. Hey, it helped ME when I was 4!
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 10:08 PM
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4. "Dude, Where's My Country?", by
Michael Moore. :evilgrin:
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niallmac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 10:15 PM
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5. "Chicken Soup For The *%!hole"
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Dissent Is Patriotic Donating Member (793 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 10:21 PM
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6. How about some how-to books like...
How to coast through life as a rich dry drunk or
How to surround yourself with adoring women to make-up for the fact that your mother does not acknowledge your existence or there's always
How to lose 3 presidential debates when you're being fed the answers by a team of people.

I think these books have definitely helped George, and they must be in his library. On second thought there is no actual evidence this man can read. (My Pet Goat was upside down at first) Why should he have a library? He should get the first presidential Opium Den. I think that would be more appropriate. e

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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 11:42 PM
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12. I agree-Dissent Is Patriotic!
And I love your name also! :hi: :hug:
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MissWaverly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 10:23 PM
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7. The Dummies Guide to the Presidency
with easy step by step instructions, even a novice can become
presidential, fully illustrated
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Skink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 10:46 PM
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8. Also the complete idiots guide to the white house.
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MissWaverly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 10:58 PM
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9. with color coded flash card memory aids
The President always flies on Air Force __________

Back of Card: Answer One

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Deb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 11:09 PM
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10. georgie boy's #1 Fav- The Very Hungry Caterpillar
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DesertRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 11:16 PM
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11. Curious George's Big Book of Curiosity n/t
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DesertRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 12:39 PM
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13. My daughter recommends "Everyone Poops"
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 12:41 PM
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14. Dr Seuss and the complete idiots guide to the presidency.
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 08:57 PM
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15. Toilet Training In Less Than A Day
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 08:58 PM
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16. The Little Engine That Couldn't
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 09:00 PM
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17. "Wasted"
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 09:01 PM
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18. Yertle the Turtle (trust me, that Dr. Seuss story was MADE for him)
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 09:02 PM
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19. The Lorax
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 09:02 PM
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20. The Butter Battle Book (Dr. Seuss again)
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 09:03 PM
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21. The Wizard of Oz (need I say more?)
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 09:04 PM
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22. Through the Looking Glass (another book that was MADE for him)
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 09:04 PM
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23. "Sisters" by Lynne Cheney
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 12:33 AM
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24. A dictionary. nt
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Donna Zen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 12:49 AM
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25. Oedipus Wrecks the Country
or maybe just a World Atlas
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 10:16 AM
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26. Coloring books!
Pop-up books, too! :rofl:
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 10:28 AM
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27. "Attack the Messenger"
...How Politicians Turn You Against the Media

by Craig Crawford
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 10:30 AM
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28. "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them..."
A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right"

by Al Franken

This was the book Fox News sued him over the title, and Al WON!!!!
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