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jillan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 06:22 PM
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Bush agrees to take lie detector test!
He said he was sick of people accusing him of lying us into war.

Today he met with a gentleman from the CIA who is going to administer the test.

The agent explained the test to Bsh.
He told him that he will ask him a series of questions. If Bsh is telling the truth, the light will turn green, if Bsh is lying, then the light will turn red. After explaining that to him, the agent asked Bsh if he understood. Bsh said yes. The light turned red.
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samplegirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 06:27 PM
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1. Now THAT"S funny.
The red light will burn out eventually.
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 09:54 PM
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8. Or the entire polygraph will implode.
Sort of like the house, at the end of "Carrie."
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 06:29 PM
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2. Who's gonna be giving him this test?
and who is gonna be analyzing it? CIA Operative Chalabi? LOL!
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xkenx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 07:28 PM
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3. They say that pathological liars
are most likely to lie and not have it register. Bush lights up green.
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Nimrod2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 07:32 PM
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4. ROFLMAO - Excellent
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Melissa G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 08:15 PM
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5. link please n/t
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 08:22 PM
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6. are you serious?
?
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ProSense Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 08:25 PM
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7. Good one! n/t
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Mudcloth Donating Member (6 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 10:22 AM
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9. Homer Simpson took one
Reminds me of when Homer took a lie detector test and was asked if he understood. He said yes and the machine blew up.
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 09:49 AM
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10. Hi Mudcloth!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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formercia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 10:16 AM
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11. A polygraph won't work on a pathological liar
who believes his own lies, thus will not react physiologically. A person can be trained to defeat it.
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