The Squire of Crawford (shout-out to the Trekker/Trekkies)

(SCENE: During the next SOTU speech)

Voice of GHWB: 43!

W: No! NO!!! You said I could have Iran!

GHWB: Son, this has gone far enough...

W: But ya always stop me when I'm havin' fun...

Voice of Barbara: We've told you before. Time to come in, George...

W: No! I WON'T come in. I'm the President of the United States, the most powerful man in the free world! I don't have to listen to you!

Voice of Laura: Enough, George, come along, dear...

W: But... why?... I didn't do anything wrong, I was just fooling around...

B: You'll grow up, George, you'll understand.

W: Aw, but it's not FAIR! i got rid of Saddam... I was winning, you saw...

GHWB: We said, come along!

W: Yeah but... you PROMISED! Oh, I NEVER have any fun... I woulda won!

GHWB, B & L: No, George.

W (beginning to vanish into thin air): I woulda won, I woulda, I woulda...

Only William Campbell is MUCH more appealing as a spoiled brat than Georgie W.

But somehow I don't think B'ar would be in that scenario...

The only thing missing is an apology from Bush Sr.