* gets a BJ?

George Bush has started an ill-timed and disastrous war under false pretenses by lying to the American people and to the Congress. He has run a budget surplus into a severe deficit.

He has consistently and unconscionably favored the wealthy and corporations over the rights and needs of the American population.

He has destroyed trust and confidence in, and good will toward, the United States around the globe.

He has ignored global warming, to our country's, as well as the world's, detriment.

He has wantonly broken our treaty obligations.

He has condoned torture of prisoners. He has attempted to create a theocracy in the United States.

He has appointed incompetent cronies to positions of vital national importance.

Would SOMEONE please give him a blow job so we can impeach him?

to make THAT happen.

I'll bet Ann Coulter would do it for free. Maybe Harriet Miers. How about Karen Hughes?

59 seconds faster than Dr Laura.

Better have plenty of Listerine on hand!

Don't forget that.

Naw....nevermind.....I better not go there.

:evilgrin:

You don't know until you ask.

I can picture Limbaugh or Hannity in their blue dresses..........

Sorry, I have a weak stomach. :puke:

How would we get it from the freepers and out to the press?

get it up in order for that to happen.

Maybe show him that video that the courts are keeping locked down of Iraqi children being tortured. If it doesn't turn him on, at least he'd no longer be able to deny it happened.(What am I saying? These guys don't follow logic at all.)

Still, I'd like to see his face watching it.

Is he really crazy? Is he completely uncaring about what happens in our country's name? Or has he been shielded from the harsh realities and settled for whatever BS his handlers give him? Same result, same accountability really, because the buck stops at the pRes desk whether he acknowledges it or not.

that I knew we were going to attack Iraq.

"Why?" they'd ask.

"He's got a hard-on for war. It turns him on."

They'd look at me like I was crazy, but I know I'm right. He does this because he likes it. It makes him feel like a man. That's why he likes to play flyboy dressup. Yes, I think he's crazy. He scares me to death.

Then she could cut it off and make it possible for him to give himself a bj.

Nah, that would make him a matyr.

It's just eeewwww, * is so gross because he's absolutely out of touch with reality but thinks he's hot stuff. Like a guy from some 70's movie who still thinks he's hot wearing silk shirts open halfway to the midrift and gold chain over olympic glossed pecs.

... for our creative DU photoshoppers ...

8^P

good one!

Most of this conservative icon's sexual objections are based on what gays do, her own gay son notwithstanding. So this defining act of patriotism should not be a problem for her. Better get on with it however, as the ole battle axe is getting a bit long in the tooth.

You KNOW KindaSleazy would be quivering in anticipatory ecstasy just at the thought.

then she would have to kill him too.

...but I won't swallow. :puke:

Now get in there and do your duty as an Amurican!!

This just in... okay, you're off the hook. These kind people have done it for you--swallowing and all!

"To: Wolfstar; MJY1288
It is a good one, isn't it. The only thing is, it shows by the wrinkles around his eyes just how this job has taken a toll on him these past 5 years. God bless him!



13 posted on 12/02/2005 4:39:44 PM PST by LUV W (QUITTING IS NOT AN EXIT STRATEGY IN IRAQ...)
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To: MJY1288
Awww...he's so cute!



14 posted on 12/02/2005 4:41:51 PM PST by ilovew (I LOVE DUBYA!!!)
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It's gotta be illegal.

your freepers have no brain activity... we did everything we could to save them... this is our hospital representative in charge of organ harvesting, and she'd like to have a few words with you, at your convenience, of course..."

Hannity, Limbaugh, Blair, Rice, Lieberman, Zell, Savage, Coulter, O'Reilley, anyone at Fox News or freerepublic.com, the list goes on and on

:spank:

Good one, and it will never get old.

Unfortunately, it will only become more poignant as the trouble becomes ever more apparent.