Win a tailgating party with Toby Keith

http://dealer.fordvehicles.com/features/news/detail/index.asp?id=1497

I know, I know. Toby's a right wing salamander who is in part responsible for all the bad things President Cheney is doing.
Ford is sponsoring some sort of contest related to the college football bowl games, where one "lucky" winner will win a tailgate party with Toby Keith.
Here's my plan:
We Democrats and liberals flood them with entry forms. I know the odds are long, but if one of us wins, then the fun will really begin.
First of all, we don't want Toby to know that we're going to spoil his party, so we quietly invite all of our liberal friends to join you at the tailgate party. (obviously there will be an open invitation to ALL DUers). Naturally, we will invite the Dixie Chicks to perform at the party too. We can all dress up like the American Flag so that Toby won't suspect anything. Even the Dixie Chicks can dress up in doily dresses or Laura Bush pantsuits, so they won't attract any undue attention either.
Maybe we can all join in on a couple of chorus' of "God Bless America" or "The Star Spangled Banner" just to get Toby into a warm and fuzzy mode.
Maybe we can even talk him into having a beer, or two. Perhaps some shots of Jack Daniels? How about another shot? C'mon Toby, it's YOUR tailgate party! Don't poop out on us!
Then after we get Toby all good and drunk, we form a line of people with Toby Keith albums and color photos, and we wait for autographs.
Then, when Toby's all feeing good about himself and America, one of us slips a military enlistment form in front of him, and gets him to "autograph" it. Can we pull it off?


http://fordvehicles.emipowered.com/bcsbowl/register/

I won a ski trip to Steamboat Springs, Colorado because I entered a sweepstakes drawing "just for the hell of it."

I want a promise that if I win, all you DUers will show up at the tailgate party with enlistment forms.

you don't ski either, huh? If that's the case, and if you ever win another ski trip...keep me in mind. :)

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Aren't they cute?

And why exactly have you not enlisted to go fight in Bush's war, my grammatically challenged little one.

Seems the extent of your bravery doesn't extend further than posting dim-witted nonsense on an Internet Message Board.

Here again we have an example of yet another Pant-Shitting Coward, who does his best fighting from the safety of Windows XP.

You Believe In Nothing, You Stand For Nothing, You Are Nothing.

Since you won't serve your country in Combat, why don't you instead serve mankind and lie down in the middle of Rush Hour Traffic on The Interstate?

It would probably be the first useful thing you have done in your worthless, unnecessary existence.

Toby Keith is a War-Mongering Bigot.

And so apparently, are you.

Because it is people like YOU who have supported the unnecessary deaths of over 2100 of those Troops you so mindlessly and lock-steppingly tell us to "Support", by continuing to blidly and mindlessly support the policies of and Administration that cares nothing for The Iraqi's, The American People, or you.

Yes, sure thing. Support Our Troops by sending them to die in an illegal occupation based on lies and manipulated intelligence.

I ask again you fucking simpleton: WHY HAVEN'T YOU ENLISTED?

I am so sick of you and your cowardly, blind, ignorant, bigotted ilk.

I can say without apology. The World would be a better place without you in it.

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