HOT HOT HOT stock tip ....... - Democratic Underground

Stinky The Clown

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Wed Dec-07-05 09:24 PM
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HOT HOT HOT stock tip .......

Buy stock in any company that makes bleachers.

Idiot son always has his audience on them as backdrops.

Cheney, too.

But now the media's doing the same damned thing. Miss Piggy (Rita Foghorn Cosby) is in Iraq and she was talking to a bunch of "troops" all nicely arranged on bleachers.

I'm tellin' ya ...... bleacher manufacturers are the hot stock this coming year.

Rumor has it that the boy king will be using actual troops instead of the photoshopped variety next year. That means ......... ****more**** bleachers!

No need to thank me for the financial insight! Consider it my patriotic duty. :patriot:

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Redstone

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Wed Dec-07-05 09:28 PM
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1. That's a helluva tip, thanks. And don't forget the large-format

color printers who make the "Mission Accomplished" and "Total Victory" graphics for the podiums (podia?) and other elements of the stages.

Redstone

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Sparkly

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Wed Dec-07-05 09:32 PM
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2. But but but

I've been investing in:

Purple ink
Plastic sheeting
Duct tape
"Support the Troops" yellow magnets
Copies of the Constitution (it'll seem amazing pretty soon, should be hot on Ebay!)
Microwaveable socks (home heating costs, you know)

Sorry, I already blew all our Christmas money on those. :shrug:

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dweller

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Wed Dec-07-05 10:13 PM
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3. eggshells

help clarify the broth.

be sure to take them out at the last.

:)
dp

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