Overheard in the White House secret spying office.

Bush: Hey Dick, Wanna hear something funny

Cheney: Cough, sneeze, wheeze..will my heart cough sneeze wheeze be able to take it

Bush: Clinton's got a call on here. 10 minutes of heavy breathing. Lets get Karl in here.

Karl: Yes, King

Bush: Get this call to Novack, both of em, Cooper, Miller, the usual, that fat bastard Russert, and everyone at Fox News, especially that falafel guy, he'll love this.

Karl: Yes King

Bush: Karl, dont use the phone this time. Tell em that Slick Willie is cavorting with Islamic terrerrrrrists women, defaming their Arab nature or something, but dont tell him how we got this

Cheney: Play the tape dammit! Play it! Lynne needs some new material for her next book. Damn, I wish Scooter could here this...cough, sneeze, wheeze