My George W. Bush presidential scorecard.

Things He Did Right How He Screwed the Pooch

1. 1. Fired or drove away all the intelligent
intelligence people he had working for him

2. 2. Dropped the ball before 9-11.

3. 3. Tortured prisoners in Iraq.

4. 4. Created gulags in Europe and other places.

5. 5. ILLEGAL wire-tapping and spying against
Americans in violation of FISA
6. 6. Cooked intelligence about Iraq and the "War
on Terra"

7. 7. Almost Darwined himself on a pretzel.

8. 8. Cannot ride a bike, a horse (afraid of
them), or a segeway.

9. 9. F-ed up FEMA therefore screwing the
citizens of the gulf states after Katrina.
10. 10. Has created more terrorists since 9-11 than
before.
11. 11. Started a war by lying.

As you can see, the left side is completely bare. Can anyone name anything he did right?