Nicknames I've Collected for Republicans

Repuppetcons
Nazicons
Rethuglicans
Rethugs
Repukes
Repigs
RIPigs
Bushbots
Republiturd
Conbots
Conpigs
Conturds
Con apes
Chimpketeers
Yellow-bellied rightwing dork
The drooling right
Chimpenfuhrer
Bushtardation

Please add to the list!

Droopy-drawers
Lantern-jaws
Fish-breathed, knuckle-dragging, foul-trousered feather brains.

scum-sucking, slug-fucking, pusilanimous progeny of a butt-fucked mule.

But that's clearly too long (and unfair to slugs and mules).

How about "'Licans," which is meant to be dismissive in the same way that insisting on calling the loyal opposition the "Democrat" Party is?

. . . I heard it here . . .

Especially considering the Neil Horsley comments:

http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php

"Is it true?" Colmes asked.

"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

Dribble my coffee all over the keyboard.

He's so damn SINCERE when he says it.

Freeptards (as far as I'm concerned they are all freeps)
Boneheads
Thicknecks
Reich Wingers
NeanderNazis
NeoConvicts
Inbreds
ChristoFascists
JeebsusFreaks
Rapturists
Dead End Republicans

I like "ChristoFascists" the most.

Red-tilians
Cowards
Sonofbitches
Widowmakers

The anti-choice don't give a rat's ass about the little "babies" or any damage or death they might cause to the bodies of the women forced to gestate them. Unless the babies are white. Then they might be inclined to buy them and give them to the first nice, rich, infertile-because-he-gave-her-a-wretched-untreatable-STD-he-picked-up-on-his-last-business-trip-to-Taiwan caucasian couple they can find.

Everyone? Nicknames for fascists and the slimy fuckwads who helped keep them in power is...a little pointless. We're beyond cute nicknames now. Call them what they are.

I'm not in the mood to coddle assholes tonight.

How about "torture-supporting, CIA-outing, nuclear weapon-lying, mother-smearing, civilian-killing traitors who should all be tried by the highest courts in the land and spend the rest of their miserable existences rotting in jail"?

As for what we should do with them? Any other group of traitors in this country would be executed. I used to think jail was good enough. I don't support the death penalty. But I might make an exception for this bunch.

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