Santa... Dubya... Separated at birth??

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
Dubya knows if you've been bad or good
So you better be good for goodness sake..

Oh you better not pout
You better not cry
You better not shout
I'm telling you why
Dubya Claus is coming to town...

He's makin' a list
He's checkin' it twice
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice..
Dubya Claus is comin' to town...


Hey everybody,

I just figured out that George Bush must be Santa Claus...

NO WONDER BILL O'REILLY'S BEEN SO WORRIED ABOUT THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS!

As we all know Santa knows if you've been bad or good...
We just found out Dubya's watching us all to see if we've been "naughty" or "nice"...

..and Santa doesn't need a warrant to listen in either...

Santa - Uses elves to do his dirty work.
Dubya - Uses NSA.

Santa - helped by Mrs. Claus
Dubya - helped by Condaleeza Rice

Santa only works about 1 day a year...
Dubya... SAME...

Santa - Reindeer powered sleigh flies him all over the world in one night..
Dubya - AIR FORCE ONE...

Santa - Red Suit..
Dubya - FLIGHT SUIT...

Santa's laugh - Ho Ho Ho...
Dubya's laugh - Heh Heh Heh

Santa - Brings you presents if you've been good.
Dubya - Brings Pioneers and Rangers "presents" for good campaign donations.

Santa - Brings you switches if you've been bad..
Dubya - USES the switches if you've been "bad"...

Finally...that undisclosed location that Dick Cheney's been hiding out in so much...

THE NORTH POLE...

Doug De Clue
Orlando, FL

It was Jesus that was watching us. You mean to tell me it was Santa?

Rank Has Its Privileges.

Bush just THINKS he's God.

(Here's a hint George: The job's taken and you STINK at it anyways..)

Doug D.
Orlando, FL

Surely you meant to say SATAN, not Santa.

:toast:

In which case I hope the real Santa kicks him to the curb real soon.