Just so Bush knows I ordered a salad pizza last night...

Thats one call he doesnt have to "data mine" through to find. Anyone else help him out?

We should start a nationwide campaign of letters to the White House. Inundate them with dull, daily minutiae of our lives "because George wants to know."

Could be a heck of a campaign!

Not only would it be a heck of a campaign, it would be fun.

I cleaned 4 horse stalls and listened to Air America while I did it, then the bank after I showered for my Gay Rights board and now I am reading DU.

Just a letter like that a couple of times a week should help them out.

and watched some college hoops...Shrub will love it!

to do it for him. Maybe you should be president.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/12/bush.ipod/

<snip>

The task of downloading the music falls to the 58-year-old president's personal aide, Blake Gottesman, who buys individual songs and albums from the iTunes music store.

<snip>

:eyes: What, does he need someone to wipe his ass, too? :eyes:

Reminds me of when he fell off of the Segway because he failed to turn it on??? (Right, sure, he was a jet fighter pilot..)

Does anyone have to tie George's shoelaces for him?

Doug D.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Now we need a catchy name for the movement.

"National Security Letters?"

On edit: copy your letters to me via PM, and I'll do a weekly (or daily, if volume is big enough) segment on air on "Head-On"

Maybe it's a job for the Activist Corps?

I'll start a fresh thread referencing yours and maybe we can kick it and get the idea some traction.

I also gave you major props...but no is replying :(

National Security threats?" "Scenes from National Security?"

Or, how about "Activity Letters for Curious George?" "Because Curious George wants to know!"

This is a GREAT idea, and a non-threatening way to get a major point across. Let's do it! Should we have area coordinators for different states? I'll volunteer to do it for South Dakota, where I'm living now.

or nostinkinwiretaps.com

Doug D.
Orlando, FL

And then, since bedding came this morning, I had to bed all twelve.

I also fixed one of the tires on the manure spreader with FixAFlat(which has gotten ungodly expensive!!), dug a trench around the barn to try to allow the water from the torrential rain we just got run away from the barn and now I am getting ready to go feed.

I believe I will come back and make tuna fish casserole for dinner and we are going to watch The Lord of the Rings with our new surround sound system.

Oh, man. I could do this every day. It would be so simple. Almost like writing brief diary entries and mailing them to George.

I should add fixing my manure spreader before my pile takes over the farm but then I don't have any clue what else I can do to the darned thing to make it work and I can't afford another one for a while.

Maybe with all the horse stories we could make him break out in a sweat since he seems to be a scaredy cat about them.

The manure spreader, not Bush. He is ambition driven.

My husband has re-built a couple of manure spreaders over the years. They were both ground driven, though. I got a little 27 bushel ground driven spreader for Christmas and promptly ran over a nail and got a slow leak in one of the tires. I really like the small spreader because I can pull it with the four wheeler and it is just the right size for getting around the barn.

Ummmm....George Bush sucks. (thought I should throw in something political)

ground driven. I HATE hooking up the PTO on my tractor, HATE IT!

This one was given to me by a good friend who has lots of money and they bought a new, big one several years ago. The chains and bars that move the load to the back keep breaking. I have had them fixed numerous times but every time I use it they break again. Arghhhhhh, I must fix it though.

Yes Bush** certainly does suck. ;)

that you need to make sure that all the pulleys, gears, etc are turning freely or equally on both sides. He says that one side usually does the work and the other side just goes along for the ride. If the 'going along' side isn't going along, it will bind and break the drag chain. You probably already know that you need to make sure that there is several inches of slack in the drag chains and that the slack is equal. He says that the chain breaking is a symptom of the problem, not what is actually wrong. Oh, he also just said that greasing everything up is key. The main thing being to make sure that nothing binds up anywhere.

If you knew all that stuff already, sorry. If not, hope it helps!


(and if it doesn't, Country Manufacturing has a great sale on small spreaders!)

Sounds like I need to grease the fittings, duh!

I will try to get it fixed again and then always check to make certain they are even.

The guy that fixed it last time told me I should not put a load of manure in it! Funny, I thought that is what is was for. :shrug: It is well composted so it should not be that it is too binding.

I think I will go look at CM's website.

Tell your hubby thanks. It is sometimes tough for a woman farming alone without knowing what she is doing. I guess if I can learn to keep my tractor going I ought to be able to handle this too. It is all about the learning.

BTW, my horses (and I) got a bunk feeder. They are scared to death of it so far, lol.

:patriot: good idea!

Sounds tasty to me! Light, crispy. Yum!

We could have some real fun with this, though!

"Dear George,

I know you think liberals like me are subversive and seditious and dangerous. Here are some of my subversions for (date): Got up. Fixed coffee. Went to work. blahblahblah"

Yesterday, I order a salad pizza. It cost about 13, 15 with tip. Please delete this call from your records. Thanks.

Dear George,

Today I ate a pretzel. Hope you and the NSA are OK w/ that."

I've started a thread at Activist HQ

I have ginger twist here bomb.

I had this idea the other day...haven't actually done anything about it yet though

I still urge all Democrats to take action and send one of these kits to Boy George... http://www.offrampbums.com/bushbum.html ... Is $20 too much to invest in your future and the future of your kids and grandkids? I will still donate 25% of profits to the Democratic Party for local, state and federal offices. I have been sending 1 box per week myself for the last 3 weeks, but I need YOUR help to really get the message out! Please, all Democrats, help me out with this effort. I want to get enough of them sent until it makes the news! Wouldnt that be great?? Lets see how many true hardcore Democrats we have here that want to help regain control of our country. Hell, I'll even send one to your state or local republicans if you supply me with a shipping address for them! I will also put your custom saying on a sign for Bush or whoever at no extra charge. If you dont have a credit card or a paypal account, I will accept personal checks or money orders with "Bush Bum Kit" or "Presidential Bum Kit" filled out in the memo section. Email me at admin@offrampbums.com for information on who to make the check or money order out to and where to send it. I will provide you with a tracking number to your package when it is sent so you can be assured that it goes to the White House and Boy George. Thank you & God Bless!

Hello, you've reached 123-456-7890, I'm sorry I'm not available to take your call at this time.

It's really not necessary to leave your name, number, time you called, date of birth, mother's maiden name or social security number, the government already has that information.

Please just leave a brief message after the beep and the National Security Agency will record the call and get back to you at their earliest possible convenience.

BEEP...

seriously?

Its pizza with salad toppings...Wow! I guess living in New York has its advantages...no cheese, some sauce, and salad toppings. Trying to cut back on the meat products. Also, I am in training for a marathon...So its got carbs, plus some veggies...

That's not a pizza, that's a cooked salad with bread. Ick!!111

serisly!!11!!!

New York has the best salad pizza, specifically the Bronx...

It sounds good!

The closest we have is a geek eer greek pizza; greek olives, artichoke hearts, misc bell peppers and various sausages.

very good

how would we organize it, where would we send it? we would all create personal diaries and send them out every week.
Got up at 7am, made coffee, turned on news, fed the cats, took shower at 8pm....
if they got 100,000 of these things a week, what would they do? it would catch on, especially with young people, they love to piss people off. It would be fun.

:kick:

Lets get it started. Hit up the bloggers. Kick the thread! Lets set up a date for everyone to mail their letters on the same day. How about Friday?

just for this specific purpose, then emailing it each week to various media and columnists and other blogs? We could do a blog for each state or group states into regional areas and do one blog for those, maybe? That way, we could show geographic "patterns" in "subversive" activities! (:evilgrin:) Again, I volunteer for South Dakota and/or a western region.

must be nice

Dear George

I woke up and took a shower. Gave the cat some water--he's subversive. He won't drink out of the water dish-he only drinks out of the sink. You need to send someone to investigate.

Left the house. Would really like the DOT to look in to making one of the streets I take one way because it's so narrow.

Got to BART--another project for DOT. Increase funding to mass transit systems!

Came to work. Surfed all morning. Eating lunch right now.

Have a blessed day

"You should send someone to investigate." :rofl:

Pizza with no meat... I mean what is that anyways??

(In jest..)

Doug D.

:shrug:

And is it hot? I mean, it sounds okay except for the presence of lettuce. Certainly not something we'll be seeing anytime soon here in the rural Midwest. Imo's "St. Louis Special" has bacon AND sausage on it!

Edit: never mind, I saw the link to the recipe. Sounds tasty to me!

thanks for enlightening me.

And yes... I worked awhile in NYC several years ago and never experienced better food in my life. If I hadn't been walking everywhere, I'd have gained 50 pounds. To this day, I can't find Italian food (in particular) that measures up.

That sounds heavenly, I just bookmarked it. I think I am sick of turkey, this would be great tonight. My youngest is in New York right now, I will tell him to try it.

(peppers, onions, olives, artichoke hearts, spinach, summer squash, etc.) or the sorts of things one usually eats in salad (lettuce, cucumber, carrots, etc)?

I always eat veggie pizzas, but I've never heard of one called a "salad pizza."

On Edit:

Okay, I just read the recipe---and it's as I feared. I still can't imagine having lettuce on a pizza. I don't even like lettuce that much in salad (I make Greek salads---just cucumber, tomatoes, onions, peppers, and olives, with feta and oregano on top). I'll eat practically anything vegetarian, but I don't think I'll be going for this.

But, to each his own! :hi:

In my nefarious doings, I went and bought bird seed and kitty litter. I spoke to my niece on my cell phone positing an idea for her master's thesis. I called my mom to tell her that I forgot to bring one of her Christmas presents. Is there anything else you'd like to know? That should lessen your work load while you're phishing.

My Girlfriend and I celebrated the holidays, notice I said holidays, by going to my mom's in New Jersey. We opened gifts and drank spiked egg nog and reminisced about the Clinton years. I called my aunt in California and did the same. Please delete this call from your records. Much obliged.

if my scheduling a pedicure and an oilchange in the same day would raise a red flag.

you have one of those fancy vibrating foot baths. They hypnotise you and who knows what kind of propaganda is being filtered into your mind. The oilchange? Meh.

The idea is to let him know what was in our phone calls, isn't it? "Dear George, today I called Comcast and read them the riot act, and then after that I called my mother to thank her for the Christmas socks. Please delete these calls from your records."

am I on a diff page?

http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/658010

That's sooooo unamerican. They'll have a whole team watching you now.

response, I can send out some emails to some bloggers and see if they can spread the word...

I cruised the internet off and on. My friend had called earlier in the day and told me he had to work later than he had expected. He also asked if I could pick up his kid and watch her until he got off work. I watched Keith Olbermann for about ten minutes then went to pick up a friend's kid. When I got back I took two phone calls, one from my Ditch Witch friend who is now in Florida and one from my gay friend who called from his Republican mom's home in central Kansas (he's miserable). I made some turkey enchildas for dinner (more than enough for four) and when my friend got here we ate. We all hung out and watched a kiddie movie (that will show up on my friend's data). I snuck peaks at DU all evening long. At the end of the evening we all made plans to meet up tonight. I watched the rerun of Olbermann at 11.

Tonight's agenda: I will pick up my friend's kid again except tonight I'll help her with her reading. Tonight my friend, his girl, my husband and his daughter will go to see the latest Harry Potter movie. While they're gone I'll open a bottle of wine, cruise the internet and vacuum. While I'm on the internet I'll try to limit it to my "usual" browsing - DU, AmericaBlog, talkingpointsmemo, rawstory, atrios, wikipedia, imdb.com, you're familiar with the sites I usually visit. During the evening I'll watch Olbermann and then turn it the the "Rome" reruns on HBO. When hubby gets home we'll walk the dogs and watch KO again.

It's pretty much the same for a while, although proud2Blib is squawking about coming through town tomorrow. She talked about meeting somewhere with a couple of other DU'ers. I was thinking of inviting her over to watch basketball and have a couple of brews with me tomorrow night. BTW George, when you read this, if you could drop me a line and let me know what her plans are I'd be ever so happy. :loveya: See, I try to see the "bright side" and the "advantages" to all this spying that you're doing.

Heck, I'll make this really simple, the day you need to watch me is Jan. 2. That's the day I'll use the secret tunnel in my house to get to my undisclosed location and communicate to my comrades across the globe via my secret satellite system. I got the system pretty cheap from Dr. Evil after Austin Powers wrecked his lab the last time. Oh yeah and don't forget that on most Saturdays I'm on the corner at the weekly peace protest. I'll wear red.

or sending Bush detailed information so we can update our own files?

That is funny. I will have to talk on my shoe the next time I am in the car.

I think all the emails should be sent from there so we can see how big of a response there is

This guy has the right idea
http://www.congress.org/congressorg/bio/userletter/?id=20004&letter_id=574556086


Here's mine:
This will save some taxpayer money so you won't have to eavesdrop on my conversations or monitor my emails.

I woke up at 5am and gave my daughter a bottle.
I slept until 7 and then got ready for work I drove to work... a little icy mist in the air but traffic wasn't bad I've been sitting here at work now since about 8 reading all sorts of stories about all the damage you and your cronies have done to our country. Looks like your friend Ken Lay is in some deep trouble. Oh and it looks like the Taliban are, in fact, not defeated as you once stated. More of our troops are being killed in Iraq for the war you lied us into. I also read that Chertoff said that FEMA isn't a response agency for disasters. Would have been nice if we knew that earlier!

I think I'll go read the NY Times article about how your illegal spying may actually free a bunch of terrorist suspects.

You're doin' a heckuva job Georgie. I'll be sure all of my friends update you on their daily activities. Should save millions. You should send the savings down to Louisiana... I seem to remember a little storm that happened that you're ignoring.

So I set the sub pump and allowed it to run. I used a lot of rude language as well. I eventually ate, but I can't remember what it was. (I think it was a cheese sandwich.)
Later on I checked on the pump and it was working well, but I tripped over part of the hose and said a lot of rude and very foul words and I was very wet.

My cats ignored me.

I hope this helps.


edited because I can't spell.

There's a special place in gitmo for folks like you! ;)

I think he sucks rocks. And I think Cheney should go fu*k himself. And I think Rumsfeld is a loon. And Bolton: well, Bolton represents the epitome of what the administration is. And Rice: stop bending over for Bush and think for yourself.

Here's one of my old ones:

Letter to Ashcroft
Jul 24 '04

Dear Mr. Ashcroft,

How are you? I am fine.

Today I went for a drive across Michigan. In the lane next to me, I spotted a car with a John Kerry bumper sticker. Ever vigilant, I sped up a little, so I could see what the driver looked like. At first glance, she didn’t look like a terrorist, because she had blond hair, and I’ve seen on the news that only people with dark hair are terrorists. But then it occurred to me that she could be dying her hair. Also, she had deep frown lines, as if she’d been thinking seriously about something … one can only wonder what.

Unfortunately, I didn’t have a pen handy, and I didn’t want to alert her to the fact that she was under surveillance by reaching in the back seat to get something to write with – otherwise I would have gotten her license plate for you. Next time, I will do better.

After that, I stopped at a café for lunch. I had a grilled cheese sandwich. Some of the cheese was American, but some was Swiss, and I think they speak French over there. If you need the name of the restaurant, please let me know. I trust you know where to find me. I ordered onion rings, but I did eat two French fries from my friend’s plate. Please make a note in my files.

Through constant awareness, we can conquer our fears!

There's a pattern! There's a pattern! Both you and Confound W claim to have eaten CHEESE SANDWICHES!

This could be significant!!!! I hope those monitoring guys are alert!!!

Hey, look, just to be on the safe side, we need to mail all cheese sandwiches with which we come into contact to the White House!

:evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Uh-oh, wait a minute here! I LOVE cheese! All kinds of cheese, even that brie cheese thingy invented by those cheese-gorging, wine-quaffing surrender monkeys known as the (gagging at the word) French. Oh no, I'm a closet subversive. HELP me before it's too late! :sarcasm:

Cheese has pervaded our society. The terrorists have won.:nuke:

sister yesterday: I wrote that you are a f*cking ignorant and incompetent a**hole...and I checked DU several times...and then I flipped you off when I saw you on TV...come and get me...

:evilgrin:

:kick:

Wait, I should edit that, and write something a little milder . . . . when I get around to it.

President Bush, you can save yourself a little time. I called a friend yesterday, who doesn't like you either. We bashed you and your policies pretty heavily and shared our revulsion over your "private contractors" in Iraq who hunt and shoot Iraqi civilians for sport. If you have any questions, just check my email. I've discussed it in there a lot too. :hi:

Dear George,

I'm writing to detail the calls I get from the U.K. every afternoon between 2:30 and 3. They are from my daughter, who, as I'm sure you already know, married a Brit and will spend her life in England. Our talk about Julian digging a tunnel to Australia shouldn't worry you since Julian is four years old and wants to be either a scientist or a rubbish collector when he grows up. Also, when we talked about collecting pond scum, we weren't planning bioweapons; she was telling me about their Christmas afternoon visit to a pond to collect scum to study under the lens of the Junior Scientist Microscope Julian got for Christmas. It was unfortunate that Julian, his father and his brother all fell into the pond, but they did get bring plenty of scum home with them. I don't think it's necessary for you to alert MI-5 to visit the pond. Because I know you are particularly concerned about foreign phone calls, I'll write regularly to keep you posted on our conversations. I'm sure you'll enjoy getting to know Julian and Alex as they grow up.

Sincerely,
Disorganized (I really am)

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

well, being menopausal, ( i'm sure you know all about that ) i had night sweats last night so i turned on Mike Malloy on Air America and learned even more about the crap you are pulling on this nation. I even heard the 'I' word . no, not 'imbecile', you imbecile, the IMPEACHMENT word. get to know it well.

then i got up, took a crap in your name, and went out shopping for
a party that some DEMOCRATS are throwing. i'm sure they will sing stuff dedicated to YOU . like 'masters of war'.

now, agent mike and herr * , i am going to bed and turn on air america so i can hear more sane people talk about the insane people in your cabal.

psst, agent mike, i picked up that ' salt shaker' , wink,wink, at the restaurant the other night and said merry fitzmas to you? did you hear me?

edited for last line.

:rofl:

It sounds like just the kind of thing he'd love! You know how helpful he always tries to be to his old buddy George (not that it's ever appreciated).

today: got up, showered, breakfast of xmas leftovers, cleaned Henrietta's cage and fed her, fed Hubby, checked e-mail and DU, walked to post office, drove into town for Hubby's meds, got chicken treats while there, home for lunch (leftovers), did some work on computer, talked to Henrietta, friends visited and we exchanged gifts, moved boxes in workshop, taught piano lesson at student's house, dinner (more leftovers), spent evening surfing liberal news sites and DU, now have Henrietta sitting on my lap (yes, she is a chicken)...and she thinks George smells worse then her poop.

Tommorow: Hubby at dialysis clinic, I knit while waiting, chicken due to lay another egg...

info presented, and now ready to delete

George may want to know that detail. Not because he likes chickens, but because he will probably pass such information on to his friends in the agribusiness corporations ... after all, out of all the things the NSA will learn by spying on Americans, the vast majority of the data will be completely irrelevant for security or even plain ol' domestic crime ... but it is the kind of thing which big business would get some mileage out of.

While we're discussing poultry -- to save the trouble of the NSA opening a new file -- I cleaned out my tabletop incubator today, oiled the automatic turning gear, and tried to decide whether I should hatch chickens or ducks for my next clutch. If chickens, Jersey Giants or Australops? Or get away from dual-purpose chicks altogether and try Danish Brown Leghorns (layers)? Perhaps wiretapping operatives could advise?

Henrietta is an Araucana mix and lays pale green extra-jumbo eggs. She is a lovely gold color with some black wing and tail feathers. My friend found her running around at her farm and tried to get Henrietta to live with the resident chickens. That didn't work, because Henny had been a pet and does not identify with other chickens (she thinks she is a lap "dog"). So she now lives here, in luxury- she has an outdoor coop and a large cage indoors for bad/hot weather. She is fond of cheese and banana treats, and never eats the dry corn in her feed blend. Agents listening should advise on toys to entertain her.

about 9/11. FSC Questions to the 9/11 Commission with ratings of its performance in providing answers

Gonna change it regularly, so the agents will get some food for thought while scanning the emails. Here's the Question of the Day (directed to Duhbya):

In the interest of thoroughness and as a patriotic American, I'm sending you this information to be added to my dossier:

Yesterday morning I had sesame seed mash, coffee and a chocolate donut for breakfast.

Had some trouble with the car headlights when I went out to warm up the engine this morning. Apparently the electrical harness needs some repair. I just jiggled it a little and they came on. :P

At work I made coffee because I was the first one in. Just so you know, I prefer Maxwell House to the industrial brand the corporation usually orders. I hope that's ok. I know it's stepping out a little.

Oh, my wife just loved that new cool-pix digital camera, blond wig and Sailor Moon outfit I got her for Kwanzaa. (You should really get an outfit like that for Condi. I think she'd look darling in it! And imagine what fun the two of you could have down in the jungle room with a bag of pretzels and a liter jug of warm vodka!)

By the way just so you know, the light saber on my plastic Obi Wan Kenobi figure has been looking a little depressed lately. That explains why I had to replace it with a 38mm section of a copper rod I cut and machined down to perfect proportions. I promise I won't terrorize anyone with it. Obi is as good as new now, and looks dashing on top of my monitor.

And I DID return those overdue video tapes by the way.

We had ginger chicken marinated in beer last night. It's great with Jasmine rice. Left overs for lunch today.

Oh, my hemorrhoids are acting up again so I took some ointment to work with me today and applied some to my ass in the executive bathroom.

Just thinking of you.

I know prezidentin' is hard work so, you know, anything I can do to help the cause.

Hope the war is going well for you guys. It looks great on TV!

Yours in Jeebuzz,
citizen J
:patriot:

Dear George,

Just wanted to save you the time and money. Here’s what went on today. Woke up, turned on the new On Ramp to Air America with Mark Riley. Proceeded to take Wrigley on a walk, I scooped up the poop in those nifty little black bags from a dispenser. Fed the cats and the dog, refilled the water bowl. Took a shower, grabbed some leftover gingersnaps to share at work. Went to work, the usual way via 183, Lake Creek and 620. Been working all day … occasionally reading DU. Drinking a couple of Diet Pepsis. Went to lunch had a Michelina’s Frozen Stroganoff, love that stuff. Almost forgot, listened to C-span while working, lots of different topics but there were a couple of callers from Texas who call themselves Republicans that thought that the gerrymandering in Texas is "cheating". Thought you’d like to know in case you aren’t spying on the “loyal”. I leafed though the Katrina book published by CNN and started crying seeing all those helpless people…. Did you already know that my co-worker is going back to New Orleans??? Yeah hope its habitable for all the people who need to return to their lives. Yeah, you did a heckuva job, George. Eating cake with McCain. Surfed IMDB and google. Read up on that Argentinian who married Matt Damon… Well I guess I must get back to work for the man.

Whatever.

melissinha

Oh yeah and its all true.. what a day.

If millions of people sent in a daily diary of their mundane lives for a whole week to President's email address now that would be funny as hell..

Imagine the following or variations therof x 1,000,000 people..


Dear Mr. President..

In light of your recent initiative to use the National Security Administration to perform surveillance on ordinary American citizens in order to "protect us from terrorists", I felt it was my patriotic duty to save the government the time, effort and money required to perform that surveillance and have therefore decided to send this vital national security information to you directly via your email address at president@whitehouse.gov.

It is my sincere hope that you will find this information useful in your on-going "war on terror" and that it will indeed save the government time and money,

Respectfully,
....

December 29th Diary:

7AM - Got up this morning. Did not hit snooze button..
705AM - took a shower...need to remember to stop for more shampoo this evening at the store..
710AM - ate oatmeal this morning.. no time for coffee..
715AM-730AM watched you on the morning news...
730AM - Shaved, brushed teeth.
745AM - Got dressed.
750AM - Left for office..
810AM - Arrived late at office... please don't tell my boss or is he on your NSA intel distro list too??..
..
..
..
blah blah blah..
908PM - Wrote this letter to you...must remember to do the same tomorrow...



Doug D.
Orlando, FL

It's been over five months now, and when I tell any waiter here in Texas that I don't eat meat, they offer me chicken, not understanding that I don't mean just red meat. I know it must sound like I'm a furriner, but I've never lived anywhere but Texas, and I bet I still know more about cattle than you. My dark hair and subtle ladies' mustache and dark eyes might make me look middle eastern as well, but some of my distant relatives moved here before this became a great nation.

Anyway, I spent part of my afternoon reading a book on behavior analysis for my kid, and thinking about poetry. Then I thought about how your behavior leads me to the conclusion that you and everyone around you is TOTALLY FUCKING CLUELESS. How's that for poetry?

Anyway, halfway to my in-laws' family get-together we had to turn around and come back home because my kid was having a bad day. It must have looked like we there only for a "drop" of some kind, but we really do have to do weird stuff sometimes, not like most families.

At this point, a trip to GITMO might be a nice change to get me away from the kiddos and help me lose some weight. I bet I could get some poetry written there also if I can stay on my Lexapro.

You fucking arrogant asshole, you've ruined everything our forefathers designed and built.
Ilsa

I am on the phone now (1:18 PM ET) with Mr. Arnheim. We are discussing the price of a battery for a BMW 3 Series. It's pretty expensive so I'm just saying, "Wow. That is ridiculous" a lot.

Please delete this call from your records.

Thanks!

Arnie

:hi:

Hi, Senator Dole! Since the President likes to spy on Americans and you support whatever it is that Georgie supports, I wanted to help you out.

My husband just called me and we talked about the price of a battery for a BMW 3 Series. Wow, it's very expensive! It's $153.90! I talked a lot about how expensive that was. My husband discussed our options as far as the battery is concerned. We started speaking at 1:18 pm ET today and just finished speaking.

So, Senator Dole, you can tell your buddy George to delete my call from the records when he comes across it.

I'll try to keep you posted as to my calls so that the NSA and the Resident do not have to waste their valuable time.

Thanks and keep up the rubber stamping, rolling over and playing dead and towing the party line. No one does it better than you do!

:evilgrin:

Hello, Senator Burr! How are you? I bet you're busier than a bee seeing as how all that nasty NSA stuff has been leaking out. Darn librul media.

Well, I'm here to make your life easier. I know that you support Bush and whatever craziness he's up to. He's a stitch, ain't he?

Well, since he and Cheney and the NSA are so busy spying on regular Americans, I figured that they'd be overworked. So, here are some details of a call that I made this morning:

The call started at 10:30 AM ET. I dialed in and waited for the call to start 'cuz it's for business, see? So, we talked about how we could recover our application if the system crashed. Boy howdy, what a call! I was bored mostly. My husband called and I hopped over to that call. We decided to meet at O'Charley's for lunch. Anyway, I hopped back on the original call after hubby and I finished talking. The original call ended at 11:06 AM ET.

Please delete this call from your records when you come across it.

Thanks for your hard work. Licking the Resident's boots is hard work but you're doing a "heckuva" job, Richie!!

to the White House describing my daily activities, starting with cleaning the kitty litter and how I look forward to finding the "tootsie rolls" my adorable kitties leave me. Then I'll write PAGES of the "conversations" I have with my 4 cats. (you catch my drift). That should be very entertaining to Agent Mike. hehehehehee

Oh, I forgot, you already know...don't you.

Well, in case you haven't gotten around (yet),to tracking me, let me tell you what I did today.

Let me see.......

There has been an awful lot of rain today, and since I live in a flood zone, and my backyard looks like a marsh; I have been "sump-pumping" the water from the yard, and also from beneath my house..

Care to help?