Where are you agent Mike?

And that's why tonight I'd like to dedicate it to every FBI
man in the audience. I know you can't say nothin', you know,
you can't get up and say "Hi!" cause then everybody knows
that you're an FBI man and that's a drag for you and your
friends.

They're not really your friends, are they? I mean, so you can't
get up and say nothin' 'cause other wise, you gotta get sent
back to the factory and that's a drag for you and it's an
expense for the government, and that's a drag for you.

Man, if I were a boss at the FBI, and I had to assign who reviews forums, I would SO find whatever guy is named Mike and assign him to DU....:)

Mike is on Christmas vacation :rofl:

I want some spying, and I want it now.


Gentlemen, there's no fighting here, this is the WAR Room.

Dr. Strangelove.....I never get tired of seeing it. Do you know why I only drink distilled water or rain water? I see all of the problems in today's world and tie them to one thing; fluoridation. It's contaminating our precious bodily fluids and driving us mad. One of the greatest coups by the communist hoard and it still continues today. Fluoridation. The cause of all of our problems. :rofl:

You are one of them.

:hippie:

with all the pointless complaining I do over the phone. It's ALL for you.

Thanks for all the clicking and clacking on my lines over the past four years, I've really enjoyed the "music of fascism."

And if you should happen to have any extra photos of me from the winter war protests in '04, please send me some. I had a fabulous coat that season.

Nighty-night, Mikey!

And you just tell me where, and I'll send you my copy of the U.S. Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and a few key First Amendment court cases.

Let's review.

U.S. citizens and residents have the right of freedom of association and freedom of speech ... without harassment or negative consequence from the government. That is the spirit and the essence of this precious principle.

And, I know that you honor that - and tell these fascists in power how despicable their actions are.

Little ol' Quaker grannies are not terrorists. If anyone doesn't understand that, they need to go back to investigation classes.

And that 'probable cause' and 'supporting facts' thingies are important.

He was wearing an FBI cap and
complaining that his copy was
hard to hear.
:shrug: