Newt's '08 slogan: "Newt, just gosh darn good for America!"
Looks like the GOP is testing the waters with our little fuckwit Newtster. He is being propped up as the anti-corruption Newtster you can trust. Leader in the midst of a storm. Tough on terra and... well, just gosh darn good for America!
He can feature TV ads with Bush on one side and Lieberman on the other. His slogan can be: "Newt, just gosh darn good for America!"
1. Yeah, right. Because of him and his little revolution, these assholes...
...came to power in Congress and the White House. Fuck off, creep. You were a shithead before, you're a shithead now, you will forever be a shithead from the looks of it.
4. I know what he Really is, most Americans do not.
They have plenty of time to rebuild his image. Just look at how he is being introduced as the anti bad guy. This is being done for a reason. Get Fox pumping the revisionist history and he will be on his way.
To the average American fuckwit he is a fresh new player with a familiar face. Above the fray and corruption of DC politics. A return to your father's Republican Party.
"A small, amphibious creature, some varieties of which spend most of their time hiding under rocks."
(Definition slightly rephrased by yours truly... esp. the part about 'under rocks', which I know is true because of personal tomboy years looking for them. Apologies to the cute varieties of newts and salamanders everywhere!).
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