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A Marine Colonel, on his way home from work at the
Pentagon, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to
himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual, absolutely
nothing is moving."

He notices a police officer walking back and forth
between the lines of cars, so he rolls down his window and
asks, "Excuse me, officer, what seems to be the hold-up?"

The officer replies, "It appears President Bush has
become so terribly depressed that he has stopped his
motorcade right smack in the middle of the Beltway, and is now
threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on
fire."

"He claims he is continually haunted by the fact
that he is directly responsible for the deaths of well over a
hundred thousand people, both in this country and around the
world."

"He's also saying he can't go on now that the whole
country knows he has allowed, and even encouraged, insanely
massive amounts of irreversible environmental damage."

"He's saying he has doomed future generations by
sending the national debt skyrocketing. And he says he now has
the U. S. economy teetering hopelessly on a razor's edge."

"He says he has made life nearly impossible for the
sick, for the needy and for the working poor. And he's
saying he is now just a whisper away from wiping out the
investment savings of most of the middle class."

"He says he is extremely saddened by the fact that
the filthy rich and the corporate elite -- who have
received every benefit imaginable from him -- are now
starting to snub him, calling him a failure. He says they're
worried their Republican Party may never recover if he's
allowed to finish his 2nd term."

"He's saying there is really no sense in him hanging
around any longer anyway, as his daughters and most of his
friends now hate him, and Laura just goes on and on and on,
endlessly, speculating about his real involvement
with Jeff Gannon."

"He says most of his evangelical base now realizes
he is evil and beyond redemption. And he's saying even
many of his once loyal-to-a-fault, hip-pocket Republicans in
Congress are starting to deny him his wishes."

"He's saying that out of all of the 43 U.S.
Presidents, historians have now ranked him as 'Number Two All
Time Worst' -- second only to Millard Fillmore."

"He says the whole world now knows what a horrible,
lying little fool he is."

"He claims he has squandered all of the millions he
has received in bribes from lobbyists, from
no-bid-government-contract kick-backs and from
illegal campaign contributions, and that he is now flat
broke."

"He's still sitting up there sobbing and sniffling,
and blubbering on and on about his misdeeds and about
how broke he is."

"So anyway, I'm walking around now taking up a
collection for the poor guy."

"Oh really? How much have you collected?"

"Well so far, around three hundred gallons, but a
lot of folks are still siphoning."

I'll use my credit card.