Yo! Yo!Yo! only TWO WEEKS to the State of the Union House Party yo

January 31st.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/huffpost/20060114/cm_huffpost/013772


The expiration date on my GOP membership card has long since passed (just think, when I was a Republican, Saddam Hussein was our ally, George Bush owned a mediocre baseball team, and Michael Jackson was still black). Nevertheless, just about every week -- and sometimes twice a week -- I dutifully receive the latest "Dear Republican" e-mail from RNC Chairman Ken Mehlman, filling me in on all the great new things President Bush is doing. For me. Personally.

Truth be told, I don't really want to be taken off the list; Mehlman's e-mails are an endless source of entertainment. But his latest missive is such a classic that I have to share it with you -- even at the risk of being scrubbed from the GOP rolls and losing my weekly chuckle.

This week, Mehlman invites me and my fellow Bush backers to show support by hosting a State of the Union House Party on January 31, when the president, according to Ken, will be "laying out his bold agenda for the coming year." I bet he will.

For those Republicans who haven't kicked out the jams in a while and "don't really know what a house party is, let me explain," writes Ken helpfully. "A House Party (why the sudden capitalization, Ken?) is a great way to carry the President's message into your community, while having fun with friends old and new." Sounds like those guys are gonna tear the roof off the mothersucka!

Fun with bush's State of the Union, party with the War President... Lots o'jokes, will be a gas.

God these people are freaking sick.