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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 01:45 PM
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Caption this picture of Mrs. *



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MadisonProgressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 01:46 PM
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1. God she's disgusting
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Pharaoh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 01:54 PM
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12. Berda Beeda , Burda Beeda!
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Earth_First Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 01:47 PM
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2. "How do you know so much about Oops I Crapped My Pants?"
"Because I'm wearing them, and I just did."
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FormerRepublican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 01:49 PM
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3. I never have to worry about becoming pregnant or needing an abortion...
...because my husband is incompetent! Er...
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shaniqua6392 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 01:49 PM
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4. I am LauraBot.....
George is wonderful. I love George. George is perfect. Everything George says is right. I will do anything George says. I will always smile. Someday I will be a real woman. Beep. Beep.
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MellowOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 02:10 PM
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19. LOL
She does look like a robot, doesn't she?
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shaniqua6392 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 02:24 PM
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25. I just picture her in a closet somewhere in the White House...
hooked up to a battery pack or something. They unplug her and bring her out so she can show us her insipid smile. How perfectly "Stepford" she is!!! She is a disgrace to the rest of us women who would like to show our strength and equality. Give me Hillary any day as an example of a first lady.
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 01:50 PM
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5. That Valium smile...
gives me shudders.
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Democrats_win Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 01:51 PM
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6. This is the new brown shirt skirt for the new nazi American Reich.
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Pharaoh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 01:51 PM
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7. my face is frozen in this position
OMG I think I'm going to get sick...........
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 01:51 PM
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8. I pledge allegiance, to the rag.........
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Chimichurri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 01:52 PM
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9. She thinks to herself, "boy, I have the wind something awful"
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Geoff R. Casavant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 03:47 PM
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33. Or, in Al Franken's Irish voice
a weeeeeeeeeeeee bit of the diarrhea . . .
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Tikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 01:53 PM
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10. My son has one of them...
uniforms...he's into Civil War re-enactment.

Is that how you play dress-up for the Mister...you're the little confederate cabin boy, eh?!!!





Tikki
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 01:53 PM
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11. "Do these buttons make me look fat"..?
I cannot understand why a woman with so much money at her figertips, and who is photographed 24-7 cannot seem to find a designer who would dress her in clothes that flatter her. She is not badly shaped for a woman her age, and she's not butt-ugly..It's shameful to see our first lady looking like she just hit Goodwill on "$1.25 day"
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 01:54 PM
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13. "Oh, no, not again . . ."
Think Spaceballs . . .
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Maru Kitteh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 02:21 PM
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22. sorry all I get is Rod Stewart with that line
now do the right thing and help me get that song out of my head. What part of spaceballs? At least give us a character or a hint.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 02:59 PM
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28. Near the end, LoneStar and Barf are in a space diner
one guy at the end starts having stomach cramps, starts acting like he's going into a seizure . . .

They lay him on top of the counter, where his shirt starts expanding. He goes "Oh, no, not again . . ." as an "Alien" head pokes out of his chest . . . Alien jumps out, goes onto the counter, then don's a hat and cane and does the Frog bit from the old Warner Brothers cartoons . . .

- - - - - -

Actually, it's more relevent to the pic than "Oh, no, not again . . . " as quoted by a bowl of petunias . . .
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 01:55 PM
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14. one more facelift
and she's totally gonna look like Chairman Mao


right below here is where I punched georgie

but he still likes both his mama and Condi better
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 01:55 PM
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15. "..that jalapeno burrito was a big mistake"
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 02:02 PM
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16. The only thing missing with that outfit is the baboushka.
Is this what our future under * is going to be?
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 02:04 PM
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17. She's still getting her make-up tips from the Joker, I see...
Sorry, Pickles. You'll never be as pretty as Jack Nicholson.
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adarling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 02:16 PM
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21. oh dear lord it is sooo true
She should not be indentified as Mrs. * but as the Joker, we will all know u are talking about now.
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madmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 02:08 PM
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18. Upset stomach, indigestion, diarrhea, hey pepto bismol
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adarling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 02:15 PM
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20. I ate a child after he finished read his book from the library
he was ooohhh sooo good :). That witch from hansel and gretel has nothing on me ;)
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goodboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 02:21 PM
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23. That's right...It was ME!!!
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 02:22 PM
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24. "I pledge allegiance, to the flag..."
:rofl:
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dusmcj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 02:25 PM
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26. I hate these motherfucking dumpy clothes. nt
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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 02:26 PM
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27. Walmart rack right?
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 03:42 PM
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32. Cripes, someone buy her "Color Me Beautiful"
That brown with her sallow complexion is horrible.
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eve_was_framed Donating Member (288 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 03:02 PM
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29. do I look fat?
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JohnWxy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 03:10 PM
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30. I only have issues with her hubbie, not her.
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shanti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 03:27 PM
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31. helmet head n/t
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 03:49 PM
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34. "UuuuRRRPP!!
"That was some goooood burrito!"
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Libby2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 04:18 PM
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35. blech
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