it wasn't a eloquent...
Thursday, February 02, 2006
Oils well that ends well...
Well you just had to know that the regurgitated bullshit that moron* was spewing the other night was well regurgitated bullshit.
Point in question: We are addicted to oil, blah blah blah, cut U.S. use by 75% come 2025.
dramatic pause...
Well guess the fuck what. He lied!! woo hoo...I'm so surprised you could knock me over with a full cement truck.
scotty tissue mccellan, whose mom by the way, left the repuke party so she could run as an independent against helmet head perry, stated in no uncertain terms, that the moron* was on crack. What he really meant was that we COULD be 75% cut by that time, but it doesn't mean that we actually WILL be 75% free from oil.
Now, in real world terms, he was full of shit. The saudis had a shit fit (reading between the lines) and raked his ass over the coals and told him basically to get his act together because if we suddenly start doing the conservation bullshit, they will incite such a fucking middle east uprising that it would make the current situation look manageable.
I only know this because the members of OPEC came out today and basically said, "oh you, mr. silly, you can't cut off our lifeline, because it is just so complex that you can't simply say no more oil, all sorts of bad things will happen, so shut the fuck up and go back to playing with your blocks. fuck you and have a nice day".
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