What would Bill O'Reilly have said if Al Gore shot someone?

zulchzulu

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Thu Feb-16-06 05:34 PM
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Poll question: What would Bill O'Reilly have said if Al Gore shot someone?

Edited on Thu Feb-16-06 05:38 PM by zulchzulu

Let's just apply what O'Reilly is saying now about Cheney to what he might have said if Al Gore had been hunting and shot someone in the face...and waited 22 hours to report it...and admitted he drank a beer for lunch that day.

Not that these phrases are exactly what O'Reilly has said about Cheney's incident...only Gore was replaced where Cheney was mentioned.

Bill does have his issues

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Love Bug

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Thu Feb-16-06 05:35 PM
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1. "What was Al Gore doing out hunting with a woman not his wife? Hmmmm?"

C'mon! We all know all repukes care about is who Dems are sleeping with!

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Astrad

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Thu Feb-16-06 05:41 PM
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2. "This is just another example of a big ticket government program

America can not afford."

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Vanje

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Thu Feb-16-06 05:45 PM
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3. He'd say, "So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs........,"

"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd just put it on your p***y but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business..."

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havocmom

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Thu Feb-16-06 06:11 PM
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4. He'd be speechless and in the throes of a Gore-gasim

then he would light up a loofah and rub falafel all over his body...

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zulchzulu

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Thu Feb-16-06 08:02 PM
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5. Of course, it would be a non-issue for him and the other usual suspects

Imagine Rush or Sean or any of the others...if Gore shot someone in the face, they would all tell their audience to pray for both Al Gore and the victim. Perhaps they would seriously discuss hunting safety and have guests on to inform the public of what accidents do to followers of Jesus Christ and the Moral Majority...

:argh:

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