I say take Deadeye Dick,Rummy,Scooter stick in VOLKSGRENADIERS...

along with the rest of the "rear area swine". VOLKSGRENADIERS means: the peoples infantry. Now, we all know we have a serious manpower problem in the US Army today and we can take a tip from old Adolph himself on this one. In Hitler`s build up to what would be his last offensive campaign on the Western front he faced a much more serious manpower problem. He created THE VOLKSGRENADIERS which was composed of administrative staff , any male 16 to 60, and anyone else he could dig up. I say our current entire ADMINISTRATIVE STAFF have earned this honor. So hand them all an M-16 and stick them in " The American Volksgrenadiers ". I am sure that the Army can find plenty of worthwhile missions to send them on. That`s my bright idea for today. No one seemed to like my idea of creating an " American Foreign Legion ". What do you think of this idea?