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Edited on Mon Feb-20-06 07:16 PM by ProSense
Lie, cheat and steal:
Iraq #1: Everybody thought Iraq had WMD (based on the information doctored by the administration)
Iraq #2: Saddam was a bad man (used after lie #1 was exposed)
Iraq #3: Spreading democracy (used after lie # 2 was criticized as a crazy reason for invading a country. It's CYA time. Also see the Libyans — oops they’re rioting again; see the Palestinians – oops they elected Hamas)
Plame outing: Did you know the VP can declassify info? (lie)
Gerrymandering: Republican version of election reform (create districts in which it’s no longer necessary to suppress the African American vote at the polls)
Torture: America does not sympathize with terrorists (except during the 80s)
Spying #1: George Washington did it (past presidents defense)
Spying #2: President is all powerful (fascist dictator defense)
Katrina: MIA period followed by comparison of Katrina to the war on terror. Say America is winning the war and congratulate a crony (heck of a job Brownie)
Abramoff #1: Democrat got Abramoff-related donation (logic: tribes and Abramoff are one in the same)
Abramoff #2: Jack who? (pretend not to know someone who contributed tens of thousands of dollars to their campaigns
Haliburton: The only company in the world with the expertise to do any job (and steal money for Cheney)
Cheney's energy meetings, shooting, whereabouts #1: Fu k you
Cheney's energy meetings, shooting, whereabouts #2: private matters (crazy bastard who believes his role as VP is second to personal gain.)
Cunningham: GOP mob of one according to the media (where the hell are all the people, besides Katherine Harris, that this guy dealt with?)
Harris, Rohrbacher and all crooked Repubs: After getting caught with dirty money give the tens of thousands of dollars to charity (and pretend not to know the contributor)
Obtaining a church's membership list: All church goers are Republican (the GOP got caught pushing their message via the pulpit, so they decided go after church goers by mail)
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