Tom Delay has his gun license REVOKED!!!!!!

flamingpie2500

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Sat Mar-25-06 08:19 AM
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Tom Delay has his gun license REVOKED!!!!!!

March 24 - UPDATED BREAKING NEWS: Oh my goodness gracious, Dirty Harry DeLay is nosed-up against a roadblock. It seems the Republican controlled Texas Legislature passed a law that if you’re indicted for a felony, you can’t be carrying a concealed handgun, even if you have a license.
Oops.
At the request of the Texas Department of Public Safety, Republican Justice of the Peace Jim Richards signed an order suspending Thomas Dale DeLay’s license to carry a handgun in the State of Texas.
Pistol Packin’ Tom is gonna have to borrow Dick Cheney’s shotgun now.

http://www.brazosriver.com/

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Cobalt Violet

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Sat Mar-25-06 08:28 AM
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1. Woo Hoo!

Ha Ha. :rofl:

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Hubert Flottz

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Sat Mar-25-06 08:29 AM
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2. I think Tom has about shot his last wad anyway...

Why would a "good church going man" like Tom, want to carry a gun anyway?

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soothsayer

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Sat Mar-25-06 08:36 AM
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3. Can he still carry it out in the open?

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Jeffersons Ghost

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Sat Mar-25-06 08:44 AM
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4. I hope they let deadeye dick still keep his gun

Bang! I got another republican hunting buddy!

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shenmue

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Sat Mar-25-06 08:45 AM
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5. But now...

how's he going to hunt for varmints?

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corkerjoe

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Sat Mar-25-06 09:00 AM
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7. Texas hunts in bars for drunks?

Why would thay do that when thay had drunk Dick in their hands and let him go. New rule equal protection under the law, everybody gets 48 hours to sober up before questioning.

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Frank Cannon

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Sat Mar-25-06 08:57 AM
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6. Well, at least he won't go down in a dangerous shootout with the cops

Edited on Sat Mar-25-06 08:57 AM by Frank Cannon

I was kinda worried about that, actually. The guy is crazy enough that he would probably stage a "Top of the world, ma!" scene before he is dragged out of office and into jail.

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riona

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Sat Mar-25-06 09:48 AM
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8. the texas quail are amused

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donsu

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Sat Mar-25-06 11:58 AM
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9. good, he can't play cowboy anymore

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Elidor

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Sat Mar-25-06 05:35 PM
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10. Cockroaches sleep easier tonight

At least in Texas.

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MaineDem

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Sat Mar-25-06 07:19 PM
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11. Warn us when you're going to post something like that!

:D

Now I'm going to have nightmares. That's one scary pic!!!

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