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SHRED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 09:58 AM
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Presidential Seal Changed!



Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.


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panader0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 10:00 AM
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1. Good one LOL!
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electron_blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 10:02 AM
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2. whoa, clever.
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SHRED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 10:04 AM
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3. I must confess...
...it was emailed to me.
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Minnesota Libra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 10:04 AM
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4. I Love it!!!! Great!!!! Unfortunately, it's true too!!! nt
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 10:11 AM
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5. Coming from the hard right?
Also, can be used to preserve those precious bodily fluids.
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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 01:09 AM
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22. Hard Right!
Good one!!

LOL!
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 10:11 AM
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6. ROFLMAO
:rofl: :rofl:
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PuraVidaDreamin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 10:14 AM
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7. I love starting the day with a belly laugh!
Thank you from my rectus abdominus
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IdaBriggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 10:15 AM
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8. Naked Republicans -- THE HORROR!!! nt
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 10:18 AM
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9. what a hoot
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 10:32 AM
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10. The new condom seal needs to be small size
We all know George doesn't need a big one! He's just a little prick... :rofl:
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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 10:48 AM
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11. How appropriate..... nice colors btw. n/t
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adarling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 10:53 AM
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12. very clever, you get my vote!
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kiteinthewind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 10:55 AM
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13. LOL!!
:thumbsup:
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Jade Fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 11:45 AM
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14. And also...
the Christina Right has dictated that the President is the only man in America moral enough to be allowed access to condoms. The rest of us must abstain and pray for our great leader!
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 12:27 PM
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15. Excellent
Though I like mine, too.
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sellitman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 12:28 PM
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16. Make it Ribbed
Because the boys in Washington are anything but smooth operators. :rofl:
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formercia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 01:34 PM
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17. I lub it! n/t
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habitual Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 04:28 PM
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18. very nice!
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AuntiBush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 11:14 PM
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19. Well...
... if it fits, we might as well wear it. ROTFL
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radio4progressives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 11:18 PM
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20. !
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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laylah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 11:37 PM
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21. Bravo! I have taken the liberty
of sending this far and wide. What a right on CLASSIC!

:woohoo: :applause: :woohoo: :applause: :woohoo: :applause: :woohoo: :applause: :woohoo: :applause:
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BigBearJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 04:08 AM
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23. I laughed out loud and am still gagging rolling on the fucking floor

Oh that was rich -- THANKS!
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