CNN Poll: Should you feed your plants whisky? (No Bush Leak Poll!?)

They had a poll on McKinney two days ago, but yesterday and today, feeding whisky to your plants is apparently the biggest story out there.

Real news hounds over there at America's most "trusted" news source.

I think CNN should talk w/poster greyl for input on insane/asinine questions (should they ever run out of asinine polls to conduct). As an example of how 'good' this guy is:

"Is it possible that that lightbulb just blew out because it spontaneously gained consciousness, realized the futility of its existence and committed suicide?"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=125x80660#80724 (see post #45)

Feed a plant Rebel Yell and see what happens!

"what the fuck kind of stupid question is that"? :eyes:

without their "mommy or daddy's" approval. :evilgrin:

Feeding your limp plants whiskey sounded too much like someone had w-a-a-a-y to good a party last night so with my curiosity aroused I just had to go and see. I mean geesh I've heard of BEER being used for plants :D but whiskey? Sure enough though there was the poll about feeding whiskey to plants to keep them from falling over and when I clicked on "view results" there was a link to the very article about feeding whiskey to limp plants so they stand erect and don't just fall over. :woohoo:

So with this new knowledge out there this question must be asked.... who in Washington will be feeding their limp plants whiskey? :evilgrin: I mean think about it... this could be *HUGH* and potentially work wonders for the economy... both whiskey and mint sales will soar! ;)

or Shrubs?

Skipped right over that "inconvenient" leak story.