I wonder if limbaugh is involved with the prostitute scandal?

BOSSHOG

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Fri May-05-06 02:03 PM
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I wonder if limbaugh is involved with the prostitute scandal?

I'm just speculating, you know, like they do on radio? I believe he would be a good candidate. How else would he get sex? And no doubt his equipment would be on par with his fellow republicans.

I wonder if a hooker would make him sign a pre-fuck agreement?

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Cooley Hurd

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Fri May-05-06 02:04 PM
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1. Does he HAVE enough money to pay someone to sleep with him?

:shrug:

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blm

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Fri May-05-06 05:02 PM
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18. Jeff Gannon gives him special rates - professional courtesy rates.

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Kutjara

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Fri May-05-06 02:04 PM
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2. Nah, Rush was too busy hooking Kennedy up with the drugs. n/t

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HiFructosePronSyrup

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Fri May-05-06 02:04 PM
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3. I think

he is the hooker.

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BOSSHOG

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Fri May-05-06 02:05 PM
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4. Nice spin!!!

Just visualize that! goss on limbaugh.

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HiFructosePronSyrup

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Fri May-05-06 02:07 PM
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5. Now visualize Limbaugh

in a black teddy and fishnet stockings.

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eleny

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Fri May-05-06 02:09 PM
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8. stopit...StopIt...STOPIT!!! A-y-i-i-i-i!!!!!

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Atman

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Fri May-05-06 02:10 PM
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9. Just add an R and it's...

gRoss on Limbaugh.

But that's a given, I suppose.

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Atman

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Fri May-05-06 02:08 PM
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6. Rush don't get laid any other way.

I don't think Dayrn Keagle actually ever touched the fat goon. At least Anna Nicole was totally shitfaced while whe was married to the billionaire. What's Keagle's excuse?

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Ilsa

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Fri May-05-06 02:15 PM
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11. "Keagle"? Funny. A "kegel" is an exercise done to

increase control and muscle tone of the muscles affecting the pelvic floor.

I think you meant Kagan, or something like that.

I love you Atman. I despise Kagan and Rush.

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Atman

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Fri May-05-06 02:45 PM
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15. I know exactly what a "Kegel" is.

:)

I'm just happy someone finally picked up on the joke!

Love right back atcha!

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MADem

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Fri May-05-06 02:08 PM
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7. You need a functioning penis, in most cases

Though not always...he'd be the exception to the rule.

Also, I heard that he was one of those guys who hid in the closet. So maybe he's closer to Gannon than the Watergate gals....

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la la

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Fri May-05-06 02:22 PM
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13. making a left turn here-

Edited on Fri May-05-06 02:24 PM by la la

but didn't I read somewhere that dickie cheney has some sort of audioanimatronic 'member' ? Fake is what I'm trying to say!

:freak:

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MADem

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Fri May-05-06 02:27 PM
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14. There was a photo of him, with a massive member, but it really

appeared more like a bag to collect bodily wastes...

The only available image is scanned straight out of the newspaper that featured it:

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Atman

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Fri May-05-06 02:46 PM
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16. In Oxy, no one can hear you scream.

"HUH? What? Did you call me GOD?"

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hholli11

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Fri May-05-06 02:15 PM
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10. The ONLY THING, perhaps the ONLY TIME I will say this...

it doesn't appear that this prostitution scandal exactly involves female prostitutes. I can't believe I a about to say this but I just don't know if his door swings that way.

But it might.

I haven't heard that man speak since May of 1994, so it could be anybody's guess.

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Cyrano

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Fri May-05-06 02:17 PM
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12. As Al Pacino said in "Scarface,"

"In this country you have to be rich. And when you're rich, you're powerful. And when you're powerful, you get all the women you want."

I doubt very much if Limbaugh is involved in any hooker scandals. However, it is possible that he moved to Florida to bribe some park ranger to look the other way while he screwed manatees.

Hey, if your wealth doesn't let you screw an endangered species, what's it good for? For all we know, he might have got it on with a spotted owl.

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WinkyDink

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Fri May-05-06 04:43 PM
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17. He should be so lucky.

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