ha! ...i laugh at this funny joke

The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."!

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people really happy."

p.s don't know where this joke originated...my nephew sent it to me in an email

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More like 5 or six billion I'd guess.

Gets changed to suit circumstances. There are only seven or so basic joke structures. Only one I know by name is reverse logic e.g. Bush goes to a kids party with a piglet under his arm and the kids shout out where did you get that. The pig says I won him a raffle.

Anyway - remember your joke and the you too can revise it in the future.