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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 03:59 PM
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When you call Mom on Mother's Day ........
Try smoke signals ...... or bagpipes ..... they're safer.

I'm just sayin'
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 04:04 PM
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1. My Mother is no longer alive at least she didn't have to see this
shit.
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 04:11 PM
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3. And that means you won't be calling her, hmmmm?
Nice.
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 04:22 PM
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4. You are just all over the place sniping at me today. All right, I'll
call, always wondered who got our old number.
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 04:35 PM
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5. It's the steroids
Ever since I hit my head going into the courtroom, it's been one thing after another.

You're so snipable today.

I'm done now.

Wipe.
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 04:08 PM
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2. Say, Hey Ma! Osama, Saddam and the entire Terra Network
wish YOU a Happy Mother's Day!

Send those goofy listeners into codeword alert overload!
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kineneb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 08:04 PM
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6. nah, I'm gonna call her on my cell
...cell is essentially pre-paid for long distance, land line is on low-income budget plan and is used for incomming calls and the rare fax.

The Little Emperor and his minions can go kiss my pet chicken's butt (getting feathers and chicken poop in the process). :)
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